Hey for all those who play Counter-Strike

[Mike P.T.]

I used to play that game. It was definately the shit. Haven't played computer games in a long time in a long time though. I know guys that play that shit and are huge juiceheads. Ummmmm not everyone who works out does the same thing. We all have different interests.

BTW - FistingIvan, why talk shit? You obviously know about it if you know there are clans in it. Nice one bro.

 

[FistingIvan]

That's what I am here for.

I am here for you , too.

I still wouldn't mind someone licking my balls.That would totally rock my CS LAn party experience.

 

[Mike P.T.]

That's what I am here for.

I am here for you , too.

I still wouldn't mind someone licking my balls.That would totally rock my CS LAn party experience.

 

[FistingIvan]

sup peeps i jus got dun playin Counter-Strike and i think the SEALs uniforms and gear is bad assed 1337! i have wanted to go SEALZ since i wuz a kid and now that i am 14 i thnk i should start to get redy but i have some stuff to azk cause i want to be redy when i go ya no? anywayz i got sum questions, the first is

i only got one leg and a club foot can i still be a SEAL officer?

i got a little criminal record cuz i am suppozd 2 take prozac, xanex, lithium and zoloft but i broke into a farmacy and they sed i stole a bunch of oxycontin and sold it at school. ut them bitches are wrong, and if i go for a security clearance should i tell them about it?

i have seizures, but it has been like 3 hours since i had the last one, can is still be a SEAL?

I am afraid of water cuz the metal plates in my head make me sink to the bottom. will that be a problem?

I am color blind, can i get a waiver for that?

once i get into the SEALZ, will everyone love me and think that i am cool?

how many missions will i get to go on? cuz i like to chill wit my possee on saturdays cuz i'm kinda thier leader cuz i'm going SEALZ and they are only going to delta.

should i go delta first, then switch over to SEALZ or should i go to SEALZ and then be all cool over at Delta?

i only want serious answers, everyone else fuck off and don't be an asshole or i'll come after you when i am in the SEALZ! I only want DEVGRU SEALZ to answer my questionz.

 

[BoneCruncher]

sup peeps i jus got dun playin Counter-Strike and i think the SEALs uniforms and gear is bad assed 1337! i have wanted to go SEALZ since i wuz a kid and now that i am 14 i thnk i should start to get redy but i have some stuff to azk cause i want to be redy when i go ya no? anywayz i got sum questions, the first is

i only got one leg and a club foot can i still be a SEAL officer?

i got a little criminal record cuz i am suppozd 2 take prozac, xanex, lithium and zoloft but i broke into a farmacy and they sed i stole a bunch of oxycontin and sold it at school. ut them bitches are wrong, and if i go for a security clearance should i tell them about it?

i have seizures, but it has been like 3 hours since i had the last one, can is still be a SEAL?

I am afraid of water cuz the metal plates in my head make me sink to the bottom. will that be a problem?

I am color blind, can i get a waiver for that?

once i get into the SEALZ, will everyone love me and think that i am cool?

how many missions will i get to go on? cuz i like to chill wit my possee on saturdays cuz i'm kinda thier leader cuz i'm going SEALZ and they are only going to delta.

should i go delta first, then switch over to SEALZ or should i go to SEALZ and then be all cool over at Delta?

i only want serious answers, everyone else fuck off and don't be an asshole or i'll come after you when i am in the SEALZ! I only want DEVGRU SEALZ to answer my questionz.

At least try to be a funny asshole, I cant believe you bothered to type that out... very sad.

 

[Yarg!]

I know why you quit playing cs: cuz you decided to take lessons from Bob Saget on how to be funny. Don't quit youre day job, just go back to fisting your mother. Oh and she got to that state of cameltoe-ness because of me.

 

[PureXtract]

Man, I just want ppl to check out the server lol. This thread wasn't meant for ppl to talk shit lol Just check out the server for those ppl have play.

 

[FistingIvan]

lmao,

what i find pathetic is that couple of you seemed to be very offended by the sealzzz skillz post. WHy ? Because it is true!

 

[PureXtract]

I didn't bother reading it. Check out the server FistingRussian. I'm sure you still play so you might as well check it out l33t man

 

[FistingIvan]

actually i deleted the cs game about 2 years ago off my computer