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HappyScrappy
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well, the scar tissue will form and it will probably bend when it gets hard again... the doc might be able to do something about it - just be very gentle and try not to get aroused before getting there under the proper supervision
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MommaKin
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Hey Dcup... ??
Where's the Dcup? I don't see no tit
Where's the Dcup? I don't see no tit
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DcupSheepNipples
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Did you give her a good bang and a excellent finish before the accident? You really should get a dick brace for that thing! A Schlong is a terrible thing to waste! I do believe in the future Penile transplants will be as common as Nipple Rings in the Future. But untill then you really should take care of your Johnson! Do your Nuts feel alone now? They can suffer from penis envy and penis abandonment you know! I will know pray for your broken noodle! UMMMMMMMMMMM!
68GT350
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It was a special occassion that called for rigorous use. I swear, I think my epidermis is made of tissue paper.
There was some humor in the moment, however. We were both tears...except mine weren't of joy. Scar tissue formed last time, a little. No bending at all. The fella is actually almost perfectly straight like an arrow.
*sigh* It's going to be a long, lonely road to recovery. I feel like a peeled banana.
There was some humor in the moment, however. We were both tears...except mine weren't of joy. Scar tissue formed last time, a little. No bending at all. The fella is actually almost perfectly straight like an arrow.
*sigh* It's going to be a long, lonely road to recovery. I feel like a peeled banana.
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MommaKin
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I remember that dog 
However, I was just trying to be funny
However, I was just trying to be funny
68GT350 said:
YOU are such a dope!
You remind me of that stupid dog on Looney Tunes that runs around saying, "which way did he go, George?"
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DcupSheepNipples
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Or was it self inflicted in a night of Passionate Self Love! If so you should control your rage on your BeastMaster! You may have just worn him out! Did you beat him? Or maybe he wants to break up with you! Men and their penises can drift apart! I don't know what to say! Could you see a Masturbation Therapist? Does your insurance cover this type of therapy? You really should do that! Finding a good loyal Jimmie is hard these days! Besides you have Balls to think about in this relationship! It's not fair to them! How would you feel being shuttled back and forth between a man and a penis? Do what's right for your Twin Testicles!
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HappyScrappy
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astroglide
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DcupSheepNipples
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Did she rub and ice your broken wiener? I think it's the least she can do for your sacrifice! Will you get daily H-Jobs and B-Jobs being handicapped now? At least the balls will still have a place to call home. That's what matters the most! Maybe you can ask you Swetty Betty to tattoo some targets on her muff and booty! That way when you come in for battle you will not be off target! Or you could get some GPS condoms I hear they work well for dudes with target problems! Sort of like Smart Bombs they are Smart Condoms! Let's face it it's hard to be smart when your slapping the snake around! So any little bit of help you can get is worth it!
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MommaKin
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68GT, are you fuckin serious? You bent your penis in a bad way which brought on severe pain?
htf did you manage that?
htf did you manage that?
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DcupSheepNipples
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Oh no! Dont tell me it is another lubrication problem! You couldnt find any Axl Grease this time! I thought I told you when ever in doubt grease The Mother F-er out! Are there no planned parenthoods near you? I'm sure they would give you some free government lube! Do you need a fund to pay for lube? Should I start "68GT's Love Lube Fund!" I think your Hott Muffin of a woman should come prelubbed when she visits you! Or is it a conspiracy to destroy your manhood? Could she be penis terrorist! Does she belong to al Qaida Dicka? If so you better rat her out before she Allah's your Dong! Ouch!
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DcupSheepNipples
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I believe you have thin penis skin disorder! No more deep dicking for you! You will have to dry hump for sometime untill Mr. Dick heals up! I believe there is a medical trial for men with thin dick skin membranes! They are using gene therepy to help people like you! They take some Elephant Shclong DNA and slice it into your wiener! They claim you will be rougher than a streetbums anis! But then your woman may have a problem! You would have to get her some Elephant snatch gene therapy! I hope they will accept you two in there trials. I hate to see broken sex organs disrupt peoples lives!
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DcupSheepNipples
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Dont laugh to hard your dick might fall off! I assume you are in sort of Computer Lab or Work Area judged by the fact there are people around you! How would you think they would feel if your dick felled off right now! Would you pick it up or would you let it flop around like a lizards tail! Would you chace people around with it saying "Help I broke my dick off! Someone hold my dick for me! My nuts are bloody! I must stop the bleeding!" Would you then become a dick wheeling Perv? Even though you were dickless would you go to jail for penis exposure? You better think about these things! Cause they dont take to kindly to No nutters in Prison!
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DcupSheepNipples
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You don't know the half of it! They have this serpant that is called the clitoras it lives in their Beaver Cave! It's Satan's Beast I tell ya! No matter how much dick or attention you give it, it still what's more money for stuff! I sorta admire gay guys in a way. If you give them a dirty stick it seems to keep them happy!
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DcupSheepNipples
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Being the un prude individual that I am I have had many experiences! But truthfully I'm a caring person. I get teary eyed thinking about all the broken sex organ's left to defend on their own! But It could be I just slammed two 40's of "I Aint Your Bro! Ho!" Eggnogg! Either way society should not let this issue die! Who wants to see a bunch of bodyless Penises and Vaginas doing it and living on the streets? Not in my neiborhood, I tell Ya!
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HappyScrappy
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JohnnyO said:
hey now - leave me out of this
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DcupSheepNipples
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I stand corrected! Dam Chick hoe's and Gay Man hoe's! They just never get enough! Their lucky we don't fist them to the curb!
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DcupSheepNipples
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Looks like your only left with sheep stalking! But I don't now what your odds will be since you cant do deep dicking anymore!
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DcupSheepNipples
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I do what I can to better the world! I will know break out in song!
KUM BY YA
Kum by ya my Lord, kum by ya
Kum by ya my Lord, kum by ya
Kum by ya my Lord, kum by ya
Oh, Lord kum by ya.
Someone’s crying Lord, kum by ya
Someone’s praying Lord, kum by ya
“ singing “
“ laughing “
Come by here my Lord, come by here.
And I will finish with one of my all time favorites!
Lesbian Seagull
Over rocks and trees and sand
Soaring over cliffs
And gently floating down to land
She proudly lifts her voice
To sound her mating call
And soon her mate responds by singing
Caw Caw Caw
Come with me
Lesbian Seagull
Settle down and rest with me
Fly with me lesbian seagull
To my little nest by the sea
With me that's where you belong with me
I know I can be strong when you're with me
She skims the water
At the new time to seek
Her fish and she emerges
With one squirming in her beak
She plays among the waves
And hides between the swells
She walks the beach at twilight
Searching for some shells
Come with me
Lesbian Seagull
Settle down and rest with me
Oh fly with me lesbian seagull
To my little nest by the sea
With me that's where you belong with me
I know I can be strong when you're -- you're with me
And in the evening
As they watch the setting sun
She loooks at her as if to say
The day is done
It's time to find their shelter
Hidden in the dunes
And fall asleep the
Music of the moon
You and me
Lesbian seagull
You just watch the world oh my
Just you and me lesbian seagull
Side by side with me 'till we die
<'Till we die>
You and I
We can make it if we try
Our love will keep us flyin' high
Until we die...
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DcupSheepNipples
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Cheese Dick? How can you call me that when your cheese less. What flavor do you shoot out of your cannon. I bet it is Limburger cheese. Does your woman put on a gas mask before you give her the second coming? Cause that limburger cheese stinks. Why dont you just tell the truth GT that you and your love hoe were engaging in bondage games when she suggested spreading peanut butter on your genitals and letting your dog, lick them clean. Then your dog lost control and began tearing at your penis and testicles. He refused to obey commands and your panicked g-friend threw a half-gallon bottle of perfume at the dog. The bottle broke, covering the dog and you with perfume. Startled, the dog started tearing away the penis. Then your g-friend tried to get your unconscious body in the car to take you to the hospital, She fell twice, injuring her wrist and ankle. Your penis was in a styrofoam ice cooler. "68GT is just plain lucky," said the surgeon who spent eight hours reattaching the penis. "Believe it or not, the perfume turned out to be very fortuitous. The high alcohol content, which must have been excruciatingly painful, helped sterilize the wound. Also, aside from its being removed, the damage caused by the dog's teeth to the penis per se is minimal. It's really a very stringy piece of flesh. 68GT stands an excellent chance of regaining the use of his limb because of this." Does Animal Control have plans to seize your dog? I don't think it was his fault! You were just experimenting right?
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DcupSheepNipples
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lol! I forgot all about this thread! 68GT350 has disappeared from posting? I guess he never recovered from his broken dick! For the rest of you out there, take care of your johnson! Because a broken shaft can change your life forever
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