Hey Buttplug are You a Girl?

[buttplug]

I think I understand now. No need to look at the links. So inotherwords you dress up as a furry animal and do it with you spouse. That sounds alot better than the other thing you described but I prefer sex the old fashion way - nakid.

I don't have a spouse, nor a furry outfit, sorry to break the news to you. I don't like to poop in other people's mouth, I don't enjoy getting pissed on, and I don't take it up the ass either. I'm very much a Vanilla sex person myself.

 

[curling]

I think I understand now. No need to look at the links. So inotherwords you dress up as a furry animal and do it with you spouse. That sounds alot better than the other thing you described but I prefer sex the old fashion way - nakid.

 

[buttplug]

Sure whatever but you forgot about your 14 inch throbbing with big veins penis! And I'm not talking about a strapon either! I'm sure it has rubbed against a few corns in unsuspecting colons in it's day! Jimmy Crap Corn!

At this point, I think your desire for me to have a penis has grown a bit too strong for my liking. Get away from me. :x

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

So my handle is hot, so is my avatar and so are my posts? I'll take it as a compliment. <3

Sure whatever but you forgot about your 14 inch throbbing with big veins penis! And I'm not talking about a strapon either! I'm sure it has rubbed against a few corns in unsuspecting colons in it's day! Jimmy Crap Corn!

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

At this point, I think your desire for me to have a penis has grown a bit too strong for my liking. Get away from me. :x

Ok But the Bulge in your Swimsuit makes you look fat!