Hey Buttplug are You a Girl?

[buttplug]

Don't you mean *our* TV dear?

Oh yea. Sorry. I'm still getting used to that.

 

[Code]

I bought the actual butt plug and it's still sitting proudly on my tv.

Don't you mean *our* TV dear?

 

[-SD-]

I'm TampaxSuperstar sometimes when I don't feel like using "buttplug" if that can make you feel better. I'm sorry I don't send out the "pretty" vibe. but fuck it, I'm not starting over I'm almost at 500 posts.

Yea, Lord knows post count is of supreme importance. lol

 

[buttplug]

Yea, Lord knows post count is of supreme importance. lol

I want an avatar, dork. I don't care after that. Martha beat me to it.

 

[MarthaStewart]

I want an avatar, dork. I don't care after that. Martha beat me to it.

AND I would like to note that I'm fucking gorgeous

 

[buttplug]

AND I would like to note that I'm fucking gorgeous

Did you not see my baby making proposition? If my children may look like you, I'm willing to put out.

 

[Bullit]

Assplug just sounds dumb.

As opposed to buttplug which is very elegant .

 

[buttplug]

As opposed to buttplug which is very elegant .

If I was on a top notch classy board where you look for millionaire models to get your groove on, I'm sure I'd pick an elegant handle.

 

[Bullit]

If I was on a top notch classy board where you look for millionaire models to get your groove on, I'm sure I'd pick an elegant handle.

Like 'ElegantButtplug'?

 

[buttplug]

Like 'ElegantButtplug'?

No... like "AnalJoystick" or "PrettyAnalady"