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Hey buddy just nailed some girl that was a virgin and....

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kunta

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And he told me it was like throwing a hotdog through a hallway, is it possible to be as loose as a goose and be virgin?
 
Satanic Goatslayer said:
He has an inadequate phallus.

Straight up.
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Judges do you accept? DING, DING, DING, DING, DING. WE HAVE A WINNER!
Sucks to be your friend. Kinda humorous though. Maybe he got lost and fucked a fat roll or something?
 
This is gross, comparing that to throwing a hotdog throught an highway!!!!


HE weaallllyy hass a small cocktail weiner if we understand your comparaisson!!!
 
of course there are many things a girl can do in her youth which can break the hymen like gymnastics or horseriding etc without having sex ie losing her virginity - perhaps that was the case here. its not actually fun breaking a girls hymen so he was probably lucky :)
 
"of course there are many things a girl can do in her youth which can break the hymen like gymnastics or horseriding etc without having sex ie losing her virginity - "



my theory on why she is loose involves horses, but not riding on top of them.
 
I've been with enough women (shameless bragging) to know that, just like men, there is a large variance in the size of their genitalia. Have to use a crowbar and a tub of lube with some. Others require the use of mountain climbing safety gear so you don't fall in.

But since the Fro-man is packin' a great big ole Log-O-Love, it's never been a problem.:fro:

If he's worried about his dick being too small as he's fucking a chick, tell him to punch her in the back of the head a couple of times then jam his dick in her ass. She'll think it's the biggest fucking dick in the world with her head reeling and an unexpected visitor at the back door.
 
frorider6 said:
If he's worried about his dick being too small as he's fucking a chick, tell him to punch her in the back of the head a couple of times then jam his dick in her ass. She'll think it's the biggest fucking dick in the world with her head reeling and an unexpected visitor at the back door.
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No wonder y'all do bodybuilding...I guess you need to make sure you're stronger than the fathers and brothers of the ladies you are discussing...in case they find out what you say about their sister/daughter on here...:rolleyes:

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helen
 
For Christ's SAKE HELEN!!! Can't you tell when people are joking around? Or don't they allow humor in the mental ward? Go find another board where people don't kid each other. Maybe they will like you.:finger:
 
Just like fukin a hot bucket of water, huh?

There is no way it could be THAT big and never had been penetrated. I can see how one gash can be naturally bigger than the next, but that much variance has to be the result of stuffing meat repeatedly through the cavity, sorry, sounds like a fat chick lied to your buddy to get some action.

....next time just send her my way.
 
frorider6 said:
For Christ's SAKE HELEN!!! Can't you tell when people are joking around? Or don't they allow humor in the mental ward? Go find another board where people don't kid each other. Maybe they will like you.:finger:
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Well how about you tell me where you draw the line between humor and what isn't funny?

Educate me...please...

It's a new thought to me, that rape and physical abuse is funny...

I never knew that.

But how do you know everyone else is kidding just because you are? And how do you know they know you are? What if someone thinks you are serious and goes out and tries something you said, that you meant as a joke? I mean, there are people out there who are totally clueless - we both know that - and then mentally ill people tend to misunderstand stuff anyway, don't they?

Call me fussy if you like...I happen to like humor best when it can't hurt anyone even if someone doesn't realize it's a joke...

The kind that only works if you realize it is humor - otherwise it does hurt a lot - I don't get the point of it, myself.

Oh but I do like jokes. Anyone who knows me well knows that...

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helen
 
That's not common for a virgin unless she's been sticking some pretty big toys up there. Virgin's i've had are tight as hell...penis bending tight!!!
 
yeah...maybe she took dildo to her cunt
;)

i thought what he said was funny btw. any human who goes ahead and does something is perfectly happy doing it mentally he has his own moral judgement system, its his call, he would do the act not frorider. if he did it purely because frorider did then he should be isolated because he is too open to suggestion no matter how violent and he CERTAINLY shoudlnt be on the internet as a result. :rolleyes: ....nothing wrong with what he said
 
que? :D

did you say something...speak louder, i can't hear you...:rolleyes:;)

(why don't men speak English for heaven's sake??? poor fellas...)

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helen :spin:
 
I don't believe sexual experience has anything to do with the circumference of the female sexual opening.




On the other hand, you friend might just have a small wanker
 
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