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Strongbow

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I think I'm in love with you. I dreamed about you last night. You are the sxiest chick around . Wopuld eat it, just fyi. I heard you were single? I would like to know what kinda of raging cock suxing homo fucks up witha chick like you. :rose:
 
Wut
 
What a mess
 
are you going to claim her and post pics of her on other boards as wife #5
 
I would like to thank the Academy for... ;-) Thanks SB. I'm not married, but I do have a boyfriend. We can always be friends :-)

I have had my share of raging homo's though!
 
I had a dream about Italy last night, no joke! I was eating gluten free pasta, sipping a red overlooking the ocean
 
I really need a drink. I've got about 4 more weeks of 50mg/day of Tbol before I can start my 8 week Whiskey sour cycle.
 
blueta2 said:
I had a dream about Italy last night, no joke! I was eating gluten free pasta, sipping a red overlooking the ocean
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Tell me you were holding my head between your legs as you sipped the wine and looked at the ocean.
 
smurf2 said:
i havent had a glass of wine since Dec 25, 2010

i miss it
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Might I offer you a tall glass of White Shutthefuckupzindale?
 
Strongbow said:
I think I'm in love with you. I dreamed about you last night. You are the sxiest chick around . Wopuld eat it, just fyi. I heard you were single? I would like to know what kinda of raging cock suxing homo fucks up witha chick like you. :rose:
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You beat me to this shit!
 
you late night bar I worked at
didn't have really tight controls
so I spiked select females draft beers with a shot of vodka
 
can't remember her name and she went to my high school
was a friend of one of my sisters
mountian brook high
natalee holloway's school
about a quarter jewish
at least
 
Courtney Cox went to Mountain Brook
she was one of my sister's big sister in a sorority
yeah that high school had sororities
Dottie Cox her older sister was in my class
 
I fucking love Spart
 
One time me and a she male came at the same time, she came in me and I came on the floor.
 
miplank said:
you lyin muthafucka
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I have my reasons bro, you know me, everything I do is strategic, too bad these fucks haven't figured that out yet.
 
I'm chewing my plancenta right now
 
wootoom said:
i fucked a shemale named shanneequa one time
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one time when I lived in Cincinnati
I was really drunk
really drunk
and "Scirocco" a known she male gave me a ride to
well it's home
damn that dick was big
I passed out
 
Strongbow said:
Might I have a glass of Mother's milk? Peez
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one time when I was 22 and finally got to bartender status at the hot club
this gal acting kinds weird
asked me for a clean glass
went into the ladies room and milked herself some milk
brought the glass back to me and I could see squirt trails on the side of the glass
fuc
I poured it out
 
it's a nice day for a white russian
I used that line often when I bartended
you could overpour the vodka and it still tastes good
sorry lady
 
if you stay within the thread parametrs
you can play a tune and have it play
so long as you remain on that thread
you can post too
 
you have about a second and a half when you get her there
do I keep it up my neck hurts
or let her go
 
and that depends on the pair of you current situation
say, for example
the two of you are cohabiting and sharing expenses
a guy might keep her on the edge to get the funds released
I can't speak for the ladies
but you think like me
 
Spartacus said:
one time when I was 22 and finally got to bartender status at the hot club
this gal acting kinds weird
asked me for a clean glass
went into the ladies room and milked herself some milk
brought the glass back to me and I could see squirt trails on the side of the glass
fuc
I poured it out
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Holy fuck that's hawt I woulda jerked off into the glass and served that bitch a mothers milk shake with yogurt on top

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I would honestly jack off if a lady would milk herself in front of me

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that girl in my avatar is in Ukraine making a couple hundred dollars a month doing some clerical bullshit
 
Spartacus said:
ask her when you figure out their alphabet
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One of the many loves of my life was a young whore in Tijuana. It was her first day on the job when I showed up at the Luxor. I chose her because she was the only one who hadn't bleached her hair blond.

She didn't speak a word of english and I know maybe 7 words in spanish so we negotiated mostly through sign language. She blew me bareback for $30 USD. When she noticed that some of my cum got in her hair she said, "uh-oh". Funny how that's the same in spanish.

I liked her so much I went back the next night to visit her again. Someone must have told her she was supposed to use rubbers because the BJ wasn't bareback this time. No uh-oh.

Still I thought about her for many days after I flew back home. I fall in love too easily.
 
nydj66 said:
One of the many loves of my life was a young whore in Tijuana. It was her first day on the job when I showed up at the Luxor. I chose her because she was the only one who hadn't bleached her hair blond.

She didn't speak a word of english and I know maybe 7 words in spanish so we negotiated mostly through sign language. She blew me bareback for $30 USD. When she noticed that some of my cum got in her hair she said, "uh-oh". Funny how that's the same in spanish.

I liked her so much I went back the next night to visit her again. Someone must have told her she was supposed to use rubbers because the BJ wasn't bareback this time. No uh-oh.

Still I thought about her for many days after I flew back home. I fall in love too easily.
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nope
doesn't pass the smell test
sorry
 
on a side note
and hep mr with this
I walk around like an old man with a wrecked back
but I'm as solid as ever
 
nydj66 said:
I'm drunk, stuck in a hotel room in Canton, NY...and I've already jerked off twice.


Now what?
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Start over

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nydj66 said:
One of the many loves of my life was a young whore in Tijuana. It was her first day on the job when I showed up at the Luxor. I chose her because she was the only one who hadn't bleached her hair blond.

She didn't speak a word of english and I know maybe 7 words in spanish so we negotiated mostly through sign language. She blew me bareback for $30 USD. When she noticed that some of my cum got in her hair she said, "uh-oh". Funny how that's the same in spanish.

I liked her so much I went back the next night to visit her again. Someone must have told her she was supposed to use rubbers because the BJ wasn't bareback this time. No uh-oh.

Still I thought about her for many days after I flew back home. I fall in love too easily.
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I posted the story about how in Ukraine for a 100 usd I got like 5 dudes laid and me too
I didn't know what I was being hustled into but it turned out cool
my lay in the steam room wasn't all that hot
when I surfaced from my fog I was sore on my pubic mound
I paid for this
100 usd for six guys to have fun was a good buy though
 
well six guys and at least one gal
when I was stripping naked and placing my stuff in a locker
I thought to myself perhaps getting naked in a foreign country and absolving yourself of all your shit
wouldn't be a good idea
I did it anyway
then I opened a door and Anton was banging some girl
"mike!" he yelled
sorry Anton
 
one of them later out in the park gave me a cool lighter
they don't have much money over there and I could tell it was of value to him
I feel bad it got confiscated at the the airport terminal
 
Spartacus said:
I posted the story about how in Ukraine for a 100 usd I got like 5 dudes laid and me too
I didn't know what I was being hustled into but it turned out cool
my lay in the steam room wasn't all that hot
when I surfaced from my fog I was sore on my pubic mound
I paid for this
100 usd for six guys to have fun was a good buy though
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In Blueta's corner of the world there was a strip bar/whorehouse called Le Gran Prix. The girls came up on stage one by one and danced totally nude. There was hardcore porn on TV's all around the walls and, of coarse, the beer was Canadian (higher alcohol content).

It's a lot like my mental image of heaven.

The best part was, if you approached a girl and asked for a private dance, she took you into a 3' x 4' closet with one folding chair. As soon as the door was closed she recited the menu; $20 for a lapdance, $40 for a handjob, $60 for a blowjob and for $100 I'll fuck you.

And that was back when we had a favorable exchange rate.

Le Gran Prix has since closed but a Canuck colleague assured me yesterday that there are many other places like it now.

I'll get names and locations from him later.
 
There are many other places like it. We are famous for our strip clubs here.
When my boyfriend was a bouncer though, if he caught any girls giving head, he was instructed to throw them out of the club. That was in Ontario. In Quebec, they encourage it.
 
nydj66 said:
In Blueta's corner of the world there was a strip bar/whorehouse called Le Gran Prix. The girls came up on stage one by one and danced totally nude. There was hardcore porn on TV's all around the walls and, of coarse, the beer was Canadian (higher alcohol content).

It's a lot like my mental image of heaven.

The best part was, if you approached a girl and asked for a private dance, she took you into a 3' x 4' closet with one folding chair. As soon as the door was closed she recited the menu; $20 for a lapdance, $40 for a handjob, $60 for a blowjob and for $100 I'll fuck you.

And that was back when we had a favorable exchange rate.

Le Gran Prix has since closed but a Canuck colleague assured me yesterday that there are many other places like it now.

I'll get names and locations from him later.
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yeah but i was over there and jet lag and these kids out in the park
I smoked some really wierd weed with out of a can
like you do stateside when you're in college
 
I was wide awake at 6am and they were too
a real 6 am because the sun was coming up
"mike, follow us"
ok
 
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