How many white men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, white men will screw anything.
What's the difference between a white man and a snake?
One is a evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake.
What's white and fourteen inches long?
Absolutely nothing!
Why do so many white people get lost skiing?
It's hard to find them in the snow
What does a white man do at the club?
Pout while all the colored folk are bumpin' & grindin' with all of his fine white bitches.
What does a white man say when he catches his wife cheating on him?
"I forgive you"
What do you call a white man in the ghetto?
A victim.
What do you call a white cop?
Police brutality.