hey bino bitch

[AAP]

Hemmyroidys are just Mother Nature's way of recreating the Ribbed For Your Pleasure condom sensations for those people barebacking. Just think of them like a ManClit.

If his ass is hairy and stanky, well you just wound up in bed with a straight man. Cause gay men ain't down with that. Ever watched a gay porn? Take a peek. No hair at all in the crotch area, front or back. This is why crabs are exclusively a straight ailment now. Gay men have shaved, waxed, plucked, and Nair'd all the crabs natural habitat off for years now. If it were not for straightys then crabs would be an endangered species.

 

[binö]

Hemmyroidys are just Mother Nature's way of recreating the Ribbed For Your Pleasure condom sensations for those people barebacking. Just think of them like a ManClit.

If his ass is hairy and stanky, well you just wound up in bed with a straight man. Cause gay men ain't down with that. Ever watched a gay porn? Take a peek. No hair at all in the crotch area, front or back. This is why crabs are exclusively a straight ailment now. Gay men have shaved, waxed, plucked, and Nair'd all the crabs natural habitat off for years now. If it were not for straightys then crabs would be an endangered species.

so the key is to target purely gaze, for anal hygenic reasons.
what is it about a well moulded vag that you dislike?
or a pair of nice tits?