Hey Assholes, need some help with the wife!

[jenscats5]

Here's the deal: Oprah's five days a week. You give her an hour those days. The weekend you discuss sports for an hour and expect the same rapt attention you give her.

By the second week the problem will vanish.

Fair is fair.....

 

[JayC9]

Pick up the paper, pretend you're listening and repeat phrases like, "it's terrible isn't it," "absoluelty dear," and "I think you're right there." She'll give up soon enough.

 

[rsnoble-im-back]

Seriously-anyone that's married knows there really is nothing you can do about this--unless you dont mind pissing her off. Woman like to talk, and they like you to listen. Your best bet is to act like your listening and just say things like "huh" and "really" a lot at the appropriate times. However that too is tricky because occasionlly they will ask you a question to quiz you if you've been listening or not. After several years I have almost developed another conscious to deal with this. Just let her run her mouth, keep the main subject in mind, and occasional ask her something or give input and it looks as if your paying attention and will make her happy, and it will keep you from getting stressed from talking about such stupid bullshit. The guys telling you to tell her to shut up aren't married, or have their wife sucking someone elses cock when their not home.

 

[bran987]

I been telling my girlfriends for years that oprah just stresses them out why do they watch it, then a report comes out in the news saying chicks that watch oprah are more worried and stressed out

(i paid off the reporter)

she still watches.

 

[Ffactor]

If u love her then listen to her damn
i talk to the damn rodent and he dont even listen to me.....dude listen to ur woman

Rodents are deaf but they have x-ray vision so they can see through your panties.

 

[Forge]

Seriously-anyone that's married knows there really is nothing you can do about this--unless you dont mind pissing her off. Woman like to talk, and they like you to listen. Your best bet is to act like your listening and just say things like "huh" and "really" a lot at the appropriate times. However that too is tricky because occasionlly they will ask you a question to quiz you if you've been listening or not. After several years I have almost developed another conscious to deal with this. Just let her run her mouth, keep the main subject in mind, and occasional ask her something or give input and it looks as if your paying attention and will make her happy, and it will keep you from getting stressed from talking about such stupid bullshit. The guys telling you to tell her to shut up aren't married, or have their wife sucking someone elses cock when their not home.

I hate to admit it, but this post is spot on. I know EXACTLY what you are talking about. You learn to talk and listen without really paying attention. And it's not that you don't care or want to listen with both ears, it's just a man's way of dealing with the same boring (to us anyway) shit day after day. With my ex it wasn't Oprah, it was stuff about the farm. But it's always something in a marriage.

My advice is to suck it up and let her talk. You have to if you want to keep her happy and content.

 

[milo hobgoblin]

Tell her if she has all that energy for talking she should be saving it for fucking or working in the kitchen.

 

[bullett]

She watches Oprah and then wants to talk about the episode for an hour before going to bed. How can I stop this?

Hey buddy,

I think that you should:

1. Get in touch with your feminine side, and this does not mean diddling your clit...
2. Spend some quality time researching Oprah, the history, and even dig up some old episodes to watch and memorize.
3. Become an expert on women's issues of the day, and be able to relate the days show to those, with historical references.
4. Tivo each show, and watch it before she begins her talk time so that you can out-maneuver her on the topics.
5. Basically become such a fucking expert that she no longer finds any pleasure in these conversations due to the fact that she is "behind the curve" and under informed.
6. Get a job counseling women on these sensitive issues, and even write a book on women's self help "from a man's perspective", which undoubtedly will become a best seller...
7. Try wearing women's underwear to bed while you have these discussions...more sexy and better quality than hers'.

Once all these things are fully accomplished, come and report to the forum your results. I predict that either the problem is solved by:

1. Your wife fucking hating Oprah for taking her man...
2. Your marriage is better than ever due to "my husband really understands me".
3. You beginning to suck cock to further your research, in which case this shit doesn't matter anyway...
4. You fucking blow your fucking head off after 3 days of involving yourself with women's issues and Oprah.

Either way, problem solved!

Or Not....

 

[Ffactor]

rsnoble is right on while bullett remains to be an idiot!

 

[Miss24k]

Seriously-anyone that's married knows there really is nothing you can do about this--unless you dont mind pissing her off. Woman like to talk, and they like you to listen. Your best bet is to act like your listening and just say things like "huh" and "really" a lot at the appropriate times. However that too is tricky because occasionlly they will ask you a question to quiz you if you've been listening or not. After several years I have almost developed another conscious to deal with this. Just let her run her mouth, keep the main subject in mind, and occasional ask her something or give input and it looks as if your paying attention and will make her happy, and it will keep you from getting stressed from talking about such stupid bullshit. The guys telling you to tell her to shut up aren't married, or have their wife sucking someone elses cock when their not home.

Excellent advice. When we talk we like to know that you're listening and interested in what we're saying, and we can tell when you're faking it, well at least I can.