Hey Assholes, need some help with the wife!

[bluepeter]

I hate to admit it, but this post is spot on. I know EXACTLY what you are talking about. You learn to talk and listen without really paying attention. And it's not that you don't care or want to listen with both ears, it's just a man's way of dealing with the same boring (to us anyway) shit day after day. With my ex it wasn't Oprah, it was stuff about the farm. But it's always something in a marriage.

My advice is to suck it up and let her talk. You have to if you want to keep her happy and content.

The post is accurate except it ignores the obvious sarcasm in the posts of those of us that told him to stuff a dick in her mouth

It also is beyond obvious. Of course you pretend to listen and give a shit what she is blathering on about. Anyone that has ever spent 5 seconds with a woman knows this.

 

[Ffactor]

Whats really troubling is that my wife is a physician. Yesterday a fat black woman came in complaining about stomach pains from over eating. Instead of giving her fat pills my wife talks her into thinking that she is depressed and has low self esteem???? I mean how fucked up is that! Black women don't mind being fat because black men like em like that.

 

[Lumberg]

HAHA you're married! HA-HA

 

[bullett]

Please post nekkid pics of your wife so that we may utilize our vast intellect to provide additional insight... Multiple poses will help!

 

[needtogrow]

That bit*h Oprah always gets these ladies to start sh*t with their men.

 

[Ffactor]

She has this gift of overstating the obvious and women buy into it like a bunch of fucking zombies!

 

[needtogrow]

She has this gift of overstating the obvious and women buy into it like a bunch of fucking zombies!

yep! If your wife gets sucked in then you will be in for a lot of "well Oprah said" kinda talks.

 

[Ffactor]

HAHA you're married! HA-HA

Asshole!

 

[WODIN]

If her mouth is full of scrotum then she wont be alble to talk Oprha now will she?

 

[Ffactor]

If her mouth is full of scrotum then she wont be alble to talk Oprha now will she?

Negative on that Fattie Mcdoodle, my nuts are shrunk from test right now.