hey all you

[Carmen]

bitches, i came up a christmas gift for like 20 of you in that christmas gift thread i think and only krolciekaheerejrjiejoaikda's twin sister thanked me.
i'm taking it all back.

 

[powerslave]

Bah humbug!!!!

 

[DIVISION]

bitches, i came up a christmas gift for like 20 of you in that christmas gift thread i think and only krolciekaheerejrjiejoaikda's twin sister thanked me.
i'm taking it all back.

You didn't get me anything, Sugarplum......

But I think you should.



DIV

 

[Kroliczek]

bitches, i came up a christmas gift for like 20 of you in that christmas gift thread i think and only krolciekaheerejrjiejoaikda's twin sister .

LMAO! Is this me?

 

[Evil_Frisky]

I'm gonna take you out with me and the girls Sugar!

And at the end of the night I'll give you your surprise

 

[Carmen]

You didn't get me anything, Sugarplum......

But I think you should.



DIV

read it again, chicken nugget.

 

[Carmen]

I'm gonna take you out with me and the girls Sugar!

And at the end of the night I'll give you your surprise

I wasn't gonna give you a night out with the girls and not go with you!!!
i like surprises.

 

[SoreArms]

I didn't get anything

 

[Lady Viking]

I didn't get anything

me either, maybe we´ve soooo naughty

 

[DIVISION]

I'm gonna take you out with me and the girls Sugar!

And at the end of the night I'll give you your surprise

That sounds great........am I invited to this?




DIV

 

[Carmen]

I didn't get anything

i know.... i don't know you that well.
would you like a cushiony toilet seat? flannel sheets?

 

[jerseyart]

wHAT DID i GET?

 

[Carmen]

me either, maybe we´ve soooo naughty

oh, i'm sorry- that was an oversight.
for you, i'd get you a husband. a caring one. and rich.

 

[Carmen]

wHAT DID i GET?

gay porn

 

[jerseyart]

gay porn

Again?

I have more than enough pics of Gambino and GL together. They flood my inbox with the stuff

 

[Lady Viking]

oh, i'm sorry- that was an oversight.
for you, i'd get you a husband. a caring one. and rich.

 

[DIVISION]

read it again, chicken nugget.

Nah..........

A classical music cd???

That's an insult, I can't believe you seriously wanted me to have that!?!?!

WoW.....

I suppose this means you hate me.




DIV

 

[coverguy]

Plum -

I'd get you: a great book, a couple of bottles of good wine, a new rabbit (with new batteries) and me in nothing but a bow!

 

[Devastation]

where is this gift thread you speak of? and did i get anything??!!

 

[jerkbox]

what did i get?

 

[Carmen]

Plum -

I'd get you: a great book, a couple of bottles of good wine, a new rabbit (with new batteries) and me in nothing but a bow!

then i wouldn't need the rabbit babe!

 

[Carmen]

where is this gift thread you speak of? and did i get anything??!!

yes you did, just further down than the others- you and dakotah. you know i love your girl, so you have to share your present with her.

 

[Carmen]

Nah..........

A classical music cd???

That's an insult, I can't believe you seriously wanted me to have that!?!?!

WoW.....

I suppose this means you hate me.




DIV

lol... just trying to broaden your horizons. and play with you. you want my cat's nuts?

 

[DIVISION]

lol... just trying to broaden your horizons. and play with you. you want my cat's nuts?

You know what I want.






DIV

 

[Devastation]

link????

 

[Carmen]

link????

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?t=351714&page=6&pp=20
scroll down... you're in my second set of gifts.
oh, and jerkbox: you get an elbow.

 

[jerkbox]

what did i get?

Ahem

 

[powerslave]

what did i get?

An elbow brace.

 

[coverguy]

then i wouldn't need the rabbit babe!

i'm not always going to be there, PLUS after we've been going at it for a while i can use the rabbit on you and then go at you again!!!

 

[Carmen]

Ahem

read up- i got you an elbow to match your other one. by the look of your avatar, i see you're already using it!!!

 

[jerkbox]

read up- i got you an elbow to match your other one. by the look of your avatar, i see you're already using it!!!

oh cool, thanks sweetheart

 

[from zero]

wtf, what did I get

 

[Carmen]

wtf, what did I get

didn't i put it in there? i got you bubble bath. and furry slippers. yellow ones that look like ducks and say "quack" when you walk.

 

[from zero]

Badass!

 

[Devastation]

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?t=351714&page=6&pp=20
scroll down... you're in my second set of gifts.

nicest thing someones given me all day. besides the waffles dakotah made for breakfast of course

 

[jh1]

Awe thanks .... I hadn't read that thread until just now...

A crib... Damn..I am gonna need one of those aren't I...

 

[Carmen]

nicest thing someones given me all day. besides the waffles dakotah made for breakfast of course

well, my guess is dakotah gives you a bit more than i ever would.
lol
you two deserve it though. the success, not the waffles.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

EDIT

 

[ChefWide]

I got a bunch of great shit from all by bros on that thread. You can't even imagine how pumped I am. thanks y'all.

 

[Dial_tone]

my gift stunk.

 

[DIVISION]

my gift stunk.

^^^I'm disgruntled and disenfranchised.......






DIV

 

[Carmen]

my gift stunk.

so ungrateful.
i did your laundry and got you laid and you're still not happy?

 

[Carmen]

I got shit... since I got the same from my wife, I guess I will return one pile for some coal and a stick.

you get assorted sea salts, a journal, and a tablesaw

 

[Carmen]

whoooHOOOO!

I love them! You did good! I really love the journal and have been lusting after a tablesaw for ages (my old craftsman electricutes you if you touch it... not good)

I would get for you an afternoon of shopping for foodie stuff with me at Bridge Kitchenware and J.B. Prince, tableware and goodies at Takashimia, a Makita Table Router, and something kind of 'PM' oriented.

Thanks. I needed some feel good and you made me feel good. Really.

awwww, good. sorry i didn't add your name in the first time. i have alzheimers i think.