Heres one I never heard

[Meat_head]

Some girl comments to me how my muscles are all fake and when I'm done using steroids I'm going to loose all of the water that makes them look ripped and I'm going to "deflate". I just smiled and said she was right.

<---me

 

[jack sparrow]

You should have patted her on the head when you said that.

 

[bw1]

You should have patted her on the head when you said that.

and fanned your hands by her ears to put some more air in that head.

 

[NYBodyguard]

I bet it was a girl with:

Fake tits
Pushup Bra
Pants to make her ass look nice and round
Lots of makeup

At least when we get undressed we look the same, our bi's dont sag and our chest doesnt drop till our knees and when we wake up what she saw the night before is still there.

 

[BIGJAKE]

I bet it was a girl with:

Fake tits
Pushup Bra
Pants to make her ass look nice and round
Lots of makeup

At least when we get undressed we look the same, our bi's dont sag and our chest doesnt drop till our knees and when we wake up what she saw the night before is still there.

That is good shit so true.

 

[jdevlin1985]

I bet it was a girl with:

Fake tits
Pushup Bra
Pants to make her ass look nice and round
Lots of makeup

At least when we get undressed we look the same, our bi's dont sag and our chest doesnt drop till our knees and when we wake up what she saw the night before is still there.

=

LOL

 

[nipples]

Man what did you do to this chick, "hit and forget" gots to love it.

 

[riverrock]

I bet it was a girl with:

Fake tits
Pushup Bra
Pants to make her ass look nice and round
Lots of makeup

At least when we get undressed we look the same, our bi's dont sag and our chest doesnt drop till our knees and when we wake up what she saw the night before is still there.

Sounds like some of the thrash that uses our gym. Everytime I see them I think..........get out of that PowerRack, its for squatting, not doing micky mouse 20kg shrugs!!!!!

 

[krishna]

Ignorance mixed with jealousy.....gotta love it!

 

[BOOEY]

You should have urinated on her

 

[Tux]

Bwahahaha, Booey that cracked me the F**K up lol. I don't know why urine is so funny... oh wait, yes I do. It's b/c I clogged up my toilet on sunday and maintenance still hasn't fixed it, so I have to walk to the front office every hour to take a leak. Wait, that's not funny, that just makes me pissed off, and I wanna piss ON all of those lazy maintenance guys!

 

[sweed]

one of my buddies.. claims im on steriods ( lol i am but dont say i am) i said i am going to get down to 210- 215 , and he goes.. ohh coming off a cycle?
dumb people. i'd say urinate on her also , lol

 

[buffer1]

Some girl comments to me how my muscles are all fake and when I'm done using steroids I'm going to loose all of the water that makes them look ripped and I'm going to "deflate". I just smiled and said she was right.

<---me

LOL,never heard that one before

 

[ryan04]

You shoulda cock-slapped her for being such a dumbass.

 

[Bruce]

lmfao at all the pissers. "i want to piss on you yes i do i'll piss on you i'll pee on you" thats what you sing to honey if she starts actin like that again. "drip drip drip"
either that or stick her in the ass with a preloaded dart

 

[Muscle Mafia]

Wait a second.......you mean all these muscles are fake! Holy shit! All the time that myself and others have put into the gym for nothing. That sucks, I'm going home to deflate.

 

[asianlover]

you should have given her the old piss bag. this is soming i came up with one night.(boared and drunk) some guy we knew left his jacket at my house, so we got a gallon zip lock bag, filled it up with piss, put it in the inside pocket, a gave him his jacket back like nothing happened. i wasnt there when he noticed but one of my friends was. he said he put the jacket on, felt something, patted the outside of the jacket, pulled it out, and held it up to the light for a few seconds till he noticed it was a warm bag of piss. man i wish i could have seen his face. ah to be young and stupid

 

[silverbackn]

Ignorance mixed with jealousy.....gotta love it!

You hit the nail on the head there! That's a devastating combo!

 

[ivan72scg]

You shoulda cock-slapped her for being such a dumbass.

My choice, though be carefull.. some of us can kill this way.

 

[UA_Iron]

should have told her to do something productive, like be in the kitchen making you food, and then get totally pissed when she fucks up your chicken.

 

[slat1]

the funny thing is that the girl saying it is on the pill. So she is on steroids year round. Point that out next time and tell her when she comes off the pill her tits are going to shrivel up!

 

[psychedout]

I bet it was a girl with:

Fake tits
Pushup Bra
Pants to make her ass look nice and round
Lots of makeup

At least when we get undressed we look the same, our bi's dont sag and our chest doesnt drop till our knees and when we wake up what she saw the night before is still there.

Now now, is there anything wrong with these girls?

 

[silverbackn]

Slatl just pointed out one of the biggest double standards in our society. Girls can take steroids to keep from having children while having unprotected sex but guys can't use something that takes hard ass work for it to even matter to build a little muscle.