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[tripleblonde]

I have officially lost my voice....have had a sore throat all week and I finally bit the dust about 5 minutes ago....i am now officially an honorary mute.

btw...no cracks about how this is due to my late night escapade...i'm miles ahead of ya

 

[avenirup]

Its probably better you don't talk anyway....

 

[tripleblonde]

Its probably better you don't talk anyway....

had that one coming in 3 2 1

 

[Moderate_THIS]

I have officially lost my voice

Yeah, I was gonna say "my perfect woman"

 

[BileStew]

Its probably better you don't talk anyway....

Best post ever!!

 

[avenirup]

Its funny, if I posted I lost my voice, everyone would tell me to F off....this chick is going to get 150 replies easy!!!! Hotness is a gift!!

 

[tripleblonde]

Best post ever!!

gee thanks

 

[Moderate_THIS]

Its funny, if I posted I lost my voice, everyone would tell me to F off....this chick is going to get 150 replies easy!!!! Hotness is a gift!!

No, I'm pretty sure we would've said the same thing

 

[avenirup]

No, I'm pretty sure we would've said the same thing

LOL

 

[gonelifting]

I have officially lost my voice....have had a sore throat all week and I finally bit the dust about 5 minutes ago....i am now officially an honorary mute.

btw...no cracks about how this is due to my late night escapade...i'm miles ahead of ya

Holy shit!! You average 176 posts a day AND you talk enough to get a sore throat??? damn, girl!!!

You is a talking, typing fiend.

 

[Dial_tone]

I have something that will sooth any throat back to health....it only works on females for some reason.

 

[jerkbox]

email me nudes....there's no need to speak

 

[Buddy_Christ]

she's fufilling one of the qualities of the perfect woman right now. this is great.

now can you cook me a steak?

 

[from zero]

Who needs a voice? Shit, as long as you have a slight pulse, you're the woman of my dreams.

 

[tripleblonde]

Holy shit!! You average 176 posts a day AND you talk enough to get a sore throat??? damn, girl!!!

You is a talking, typing fiend.

lol

 

[tripleblonde]

u boys is funny....i would lol, but i can't

 

[avenirup]

u boys is funny....i would lol, but i can't

You look like a Michelle...am I close??

 

[tripleblonde]

You look like a Michelle...am I close??

eh....not michelle....i'll give ya a hint....i have a Bible name

 

[strongsmartsexy]

Jezebel?

 

[tripleblonde]

Jezebel?

yep....everyone stop guessing

 

[BileStew]

Jezebel?

No, Soloman.

 

[c3bodybuilding]

Take 2-3grams of vit c, and rest. You should be back to normal in no time.

 

[tripleblonde]

Take 2-3grams of vit c, and rest. You should be back to normal in no time.

thanks for the advice C3.....actually i'm kinda worried because i think i might be pushin daisies soon from an overdose....i'm pretty concerned because it just hit me how many different medicines i've taken w/in the past hour.....heh

will you take care of my goldfish when i'm gone?

 

[c3bodybuilding]

Yikes, overdose on what?


Sure, I'll take care of them. I'll drop them off at my friends house. She has a cat they could become friends with.

 

[tripleblonde]

Yikes, overdose on what?


Sure, I'll take care of them. I'll drop them off at my friends house. She has a cat they could become friends with.

lol....

well seriously, i was just thinkin and i've been so out of it from this cold that i remember taking 2 contacts at work before i left and 2 tylenol colds a few hours before that....when i got home i took some ib profen and now i'm starting to think that robutessen bottle looks less full than when i left this morning...i swear...this cold has turned me into a druggie

 

[tripleblonde]

No, Soloman.

i told you to stop guessing....it's jezebel

 

[avenirup]

eh....not michelle....i'll give ya a hint....i have a Bible name

Mary....that's all I know....??? Close???

 

[c3bodybuilding]

Wow you're a rebel taking all those otc meds. Watch out you.... lol

 

[tripleblonde]

Mary....that's all I know....??? Close???

nope, like i said....just call me jezebel

 

[strongsmartsexy]

nope, like i said....just call me jezebel

Ok, so Jizzabel it is!

 

[tripleblonde]

Ok, so Jizzabel it is!

lol.....reminds me of a girl in hs who got dubbed the nickname: jizzy janae for less than great reasons.....tough one to live down

 

[avenirup]

nope, like i said....just call me jezebel

So, Jezebel, can we see some nudes??? Or at least half nudes...??

 

[dj1000]

I have officially lost my voice....have had a sore throat all week and I finally bit the dust about 5 minutes ago....i am now officially an honorary mute.

btw...no cracks about how this is due to my late night escapade...i'm miles ahead of ya

To much oral sex?

 

[tripleblonde]

So, Jezebel, can we see some nudes??? Or at least half nudes...??

nah....contrary to popular belief, i'm a good girl but if i ever sign on and post a thread entitled...."I Love Tequila"....then that would be your best bet to get me to break out the digi camera for some crazy pics....just a heads up

besides.....you guys can get tons of porn off the internet, you'll have to use your imagination for me

 

[tripleblonde]

To much oral sex?

nope....too much medicine....it's reversing its effects and is making me sicker by the moment

 

[strongsmartsexy]

nah....contrary to popular belief, i'm a good girl but if i ever sign on and post a thread entitled...."I Love Tequila"....then that would be your best bet to get me to break out the digi camera for some crazy pics....just a heads up

besides.....you guys can get tons of porn off the internet, you'll have to use your imagination for me

And sometimes, using the imagination is best.

 

[avenirup]

nah....contrary to popular belief, i'm a good girl but if i ever sign on and post a thread entitled...."I Love Tequila"....then that would be your best bet to get me to break out the digi camera for some crazy pics....just a heads up

besides.....you guys can get tons of porn off the internet, you'll have to use your imagination for me

 

[tripleblonde]

feel better?

 

[dj1000]

feel better?

I bet he could think of a different way you could make him feel better.....

 

[strongsmartsexy]

feel better?

If you had done THIS he'd have felt better!

 

[tripleblonde]

If you had done THIS he'd have felt better!

hey now...i'm not into that kinky smiley stuff.....lol

 

[strongsmartsexy]

hey now...i'm not into that kinky smiley stuff.....lol

 

[avenirup]

hey now...i'm not into that kinky smiley stuff.....lol

tripleblonde aka Jezebel, that actually would make me feel better than the kiss.......

 

[tripleblonde]

hey s cubed...i brightened up my avatar....looks better huh? other was too dark

 

[avenirup]

hey s cubed...i brightened up my avatar....looks better huh? other was too dark

Brighten the one with your boobs.....

 

[strongsmartsexy]

hey s cubed...i brightened up my avatar....looks better huh? other was too dark

Well, it's ok for a granny bra.

 

[tripleblonde]

Well, it's ok for a granny bra.

granny panties, granny bra....i'm a regular geriatric

 

[strongsmartsexy]

granny panties, granny bra....i'm a regular geriatric

Errrr, make that a geriatric virgin!

 

[tripleblonde]

Brighten the one with your boobs.....

i've been tryin' damn pic is a menance.....i'm gonna take me a brand new one tommorow so i don't have to deal w/this one anymore....

 

[avenirup]

i've been tryin' damn pic is a menance.....i'm gonna take me a brand new one tommorow so i don't have to deal w/this one anymore....

Your awesome....you best be coming to Philly soon.....

 

[tripleblonde]

Your awesome....you best be coming to Philly soon.....

i'm gonna have to look into that....i heard this rumor that they make a mighty fine cheese steak....yum

 

[avenirup]

i'm gonna have to look into that....i heard this rumor that they make a mighty fine cheese steak....yum

Among other things....

 

[tripleblonde]

Among other things....

awwww