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[tinytank]

ok guys , i just wanna thank you guys so far on all the advise you have given me over the past year or so, but i yet again need your advise...

ok well last weekend, i spent 120.00 uk pounds on nights out, and well im trying to save for a new car....anyway ok long story short. this girl i was kinda close to, knew her from school, met her in the club a few times. and each time it we were getting closser.
anyways every week on a tuesday/weds she asks me to please come out, because she wants me out. . now because im saving and because i start work at 8am every weekday morning, i have always declined. but she asked again on weds, and now i said yeah got a few mates to come out too, and even got my mates cusin ( WHO IS FUCKING HOT ) to come out 2. so it looked great ! untill i just got a messege saying that girl saying she cant make it now and shes going out on thursday insted....

What do i do, my mates are expecting to goto the club tomorrow, but i dont really wanna go if im not garunteed pussy

 

[slat1]

Tell them whats up and stay in unless you can nail your friends cousin.

 

[newbie210]

ok guys , i just wanna thank you guys so far on all the advise you have given me over the past year or so, but i yet again need your advise...

ok well last weekend, i spent 120.00 uk pounds on nights out, and well im trying to save for a new car....anyway ok long story short. this girl i was kinda close to, knew her from school, met her in the club a few times. and each time it we were getting closser.
anyways every week on a tuesday/weds she asks me to please come out, because she wants me out. . now because im saving and because i start work at 8am every weekday morning, i have always declined. but she asked again on weds, and now i said yeah got a few mates to come out too, and even got my mates cusin ( WHO IS FUCKING HOT ) to come out 2. so it looked great ! untill i just got a messege saying that girl saying she cant make it now and shes going out on thursday insted....

What do i do, my mates are expecting to goto the club tomorrow, but i dont really wanna go if im not garunteed pussy

just call your buddies and tell them the chicks bailed until Thursday and if they want a shot at some hot ass they'll just have to wait another day, not a big deal especially if you put it that way.

 

[drrman]

ok guys , i just wanna thank you guys so far on all the advise you have given me over the past year or so, but i yet again need your advise...

ok well last weekend, i spent 120.00 uk pounds on nights out, and well im trying to save for a new car....anyway ok long story short. this girl i was kinda close to, knew her from school, met her in the club a few times. and each time it we were getting closser.
anyways every week on a tuesday/weds she asks me to please come out, because she wants me out. . now because im saving and because i start work at 8am every weekday morning, i have always declined. but she asked again on weds, and now i said yeah got a few mates to come out too, and even got my mates cusin ( WHO IS FUCKING HOT ) to come out 2. so it looked great ! untill i just got a messege saying that girl saying she cant make it now and shes going out on thursday insted....

What do i do, my mates are expecting to goto the club tomorrow, but i dont really wanna go if im not garunteed pussy

man oh man, i miss college life........wait a few years bro, you'll be wishing you have problems like this...lol

 

[newbie210]

man oh man, i miss college life........wait a few years bro, you'll be wishing you have problems like this...lol

and yes college is fucking awesome, its too bad we have to go to classes....sometimes

 

[tinytank]

Tell them whats up and stay in unless you can nail your friends cousin.

lol i was thinking the same..

but i was also thinking,,

i always play hard to get, so if i dont go the girl will probs find out and know i was only going to the club to get in with her.

and my mates cusin, knows this girl and often goes drinking with her. so maybe this is a test, to see if i sleep about.

 

[tinytank]

just call your buddies and tell them the chicks bailed until Thursday and if they want a shot at some hot ass they'll just have to wait another day, not a big deal especially if you put it that way.

lol my mates are ugly. one of them is a hopless virgin ,cant even speak to girls. its a great rule.. think about it. you walk in to the club with 3 ugly basterds and it makes you look amazing. lol

 

[tinytank]

just call your buddies and tell them the chicks bailed until Thursday and if they want a shot at some hot ass they'll just have to wait another day, not a big deal especially if you put it that way.

AND MAN, IVE GOT A MAZZIVE NIGHT OUT ON FRIDAY.. I MEAN HUGE . END OF COLLEGE PISS UP, I GET HOME FROM WORK AT 3PM DRIVE TO MY COLLEGE , MEET UP WITH MY MATES, LIKE 5.00 AFETR IM ALL DRESSED UP ECT, THEN ITS TT TIME
so going out thursday night, cumming in from the club on a friday morning 5am, up at work at 7.45 working till 3pm then going out on the night above ^ , probs wouldnt be too great for the body

 

[heatherrae]

Dude, you don't have to pay for expensive dates to get some ass. Look, women think it is incredibly romantic if you take them on a picnic or stuff like that, and it is CHEAP. She will think you are the cat's meow. Trust me. Pick up a rotisserie chicken and carve it up. Blend in a blender or food processor some ranch salad dressing, black olives, and some roasted red peppers in the jar. Make chicken sandwiches with some Italian bread, romaine lettuce, tomoto, chicken and the pepper and olive topping. Pack just some inexpensive white wine a frisbee, a blanket and anything else you want to bring along. It's cheap, and if you talk the talk, you will get the goods. ;-)

 

[newbie210]

AND MAN, IVE GOT A MAZZIVE NIGHT OUT ON FRIDAY.. I MEAN HUGE . END OF COLLEGE PISS UP, I GET HOME FROM WORK AT 3PM DRIVE TO MY COLLEGE , MEET UP WITH MY MATES, LIKE 5.00 AFETR IM ALL DRESSED UP ECT, THEN ITS TT TIME
so going out thursday night, cumming in from the club on a friday morning 5am, up at work at 7.45 working till 3pm then going out on the night above ^ , probs wouldnt be too great for the body

that's the price you pay for banging out hot chicks......man up

for your bro that's a virgin hire a "lady of the night" to let him pick her up. He'll be stoked he pulled a chick and it will boost his confidence, don't tell him you all hired her though

 

[newbie210]

Dude, you don't have to pay for expensive dates to get some ass. Look, women think it is incredibly romantic if you take them on a picnic or stuff like that, and it is CHEAP. She will think you are the cat's meow. Trust me. Pick up a rotisserie chicken and carve it up. Blend in a blender or food processor some ranch salad dressing, black olives, and some roasted red peppers in the jar. Make chicken sandwiches with some Italian bread, romaine lettuce, tomoto, chicken and the pepper and olive topping. Pack just some inexpensive white wine a frisbee, a blanket and anything else you want to bring along. It's cheap, and if you talk the talk, you will get the goods. ;-)

straight from a female......can't argue with that. Guess it's picnic time mate

 

[tinytank]

Dude, you don't have to pay for expensive dates to get some ass. Look, women think it is incredibly romantic if you take them on a picnic or stuff like that, and it is CHEAP. She will think you are the cat's meow. Trust me. Pick up a rotisserie chicken and carve it up. Blend in a blender or food processor some ranch salad dressing, black olives, and some roasted red peppers in the jar. Make chicken sandwiches with some Italian bread, romaine lettuce, tomoto, chicken and the pepper and olive topping. Pack just some inexpensive white wine a frisbee, a blanket and anything else you want to bring along. It's cheap, and if you talk the talk, you will get the goods. ;-)

I WANT TO BANG THE CHICK NOT WIN HER HEART ...

(^ just made me look like the biggest E/F basterd , but its true^ )

 

[heatherrae]

The best way to "bang a chick" IS to win her heart. ;-)

 

[newbie210]

I WANT TO BANG THE CHICK NOT WIN HER HEART ...

(^ just made me look like the biggest E/F basterd , but its true^ )

Bro math, (you+hot chick)+romantic picnic= naked hot chick (if you can close on it)

after that just do what the rest of the male population does, give her your number talk to her every once in awhile just to keep her in the stable and there you have it, hot chick on call

 

[newbie210]

The best way to "bang a chick" IS to win her heart. ;-)

what can I say, she's awesome

 

[tinytank]

The best way to "bang a chick" IS to win her heart. ;-)

well this was going to be like tase-ing the cake before you buy it.

i mean say i do take her on a picnic, and all goes well. to well ! i mean she cant get me out of her head. i start falling for her, later.. then it could get messy !

 

[heatherrae]

Look on the bright side, you get ass every night. Plus, a woman in love is more enthusiastic in bed. lol.

 

[newbie210]

well this was going to be like tase-ing the cake before you buy it.

i mean say i do take her on a picnic, and all goes well. to well ! i mean she cant get me out of her head. i start falling for her, later.. then it could get messy !

Just do something nasty to her and if she lets you then you have that to remember and it will turn you off to her in the future, if she stops you play it off like your freaky (or it was an accident) and post another thread.....we'll go from there

 

[newbie210]

Look on the bright side, you get ass every night. Plus, a woman in love is more enthusiastic in bed. lol.

but it would be the same ass.....men like new

 

[slat1]

This is way too much effort. Just get a prostitute and stay in. You will save a ton of money that way.

 

[drrman]

Look on the bright side, you get ass every night. Plus, a woman in love is more enthusiastic in bed. lol.

don't know if i believe that....ive had some crazy whores who were definitely NOT in love with anyone!!

 

[heatherrae]

don't know if i believe that....ive had some crazy whores who were definitely NOT in love with anyone!!

Well, yeah, a crazy bitch is a whole other can of worms. ;-) In that case, you don't have to spend a dime on her. So, it is a moot point. lol.

 

[tinytank]

Well, yeah, a crazy bitch is a whole other can of worms. ;-) In that case, you don't have to spend a dime on her. So, it is a moot point. lol.

ok ok, shes 18, same hight as me. but we are kinda oppisite. for ex

i love to drink way to much , i often get a lil rowdy and get into fights now and again. ( not my fault though )

she drinks alot too, but she goes out and partys and REALLY HATES VIOLENCE .

oh shes into pop, and im into hevy metal..

what can we talk about at the picnic ?

 

[newbie210]

ok ok, shes 18, same hight as me. but we are kinda oppisite. for ex

i love to drink way to much , i often get a lil rowdy and get into fights now and again. ( not my fault though )

she drinks alot too, but she goes out and partys and REALLY HATES VIOLENCE .

oh shes into pop, and im into hevy metal..

what can we talk about at the picnic ?

Bro that's easy her and then ask all the right questions i.e. the ones that allow her to talk about herself more and then focus on the ones you have in common

 

[tinytank]

explain ?

 

[newbie210]

explain ?

well ask her about herself and if she says something like, "cheesecake is my favorite dessert" and its yours too, "You say really, that's mine too do you prefer New York or Philly style" Then go on that for a few minutes, as that's going on think of another question to ask for when that one slows up...... Completion gets them going to so you can challenge things she says. but try to make it more joking to not offend her

 

[tinytank]

well ask her about herself and if she says something like, "cheesecake is my favorite dessert" and its yours too, "You say really, that's mine too do you prefer New York or Philly style" Then go on that for a few minutes, as that's going on think of another question to ask for when that one slows up...... Completion gets them going to so you can challenge things she says. but try to make it more joking to not offend her

LMAO lol, funny story that... wanna know how good i am at listning to chicks ?


ok, i said i knew her from school, well like last year i bumped into in the club, and before that i hadnt seen her in like 2 years.. anyway i asked her to put her number in my phone, as i was far too drunk.. lol i typed in the wronge name when i gave it to her !! LOL she did seem a lil offended .. and then she was like whos " ******" ?then me being in my drunken state told her its who i had slept with the other night ! !!!! Priceless.

 

[newbie210]

LMAO lol, funny story that... wanna know how good i am at listning to chicks ?


ok, i said i knew her from school, well like last year i bumped into in the club, and before that i hadnt seen her in like 2 years.. anyway i asked her to put her number in my phone, as i was far too drunk.. lol i typed in the wronge name when i gave it to her !! LOL she did seem a lil offended .. and then she was like whos " ******" ?then me being in my drunken state told her its who i had slept with the other night ! !!!! Priceless.

awesome, a word from the "a little wiser" don't do that

 

[heatherrae]

LMAO lol, funny story that... wanna know how good i am at listning to chicks ?


ok, i said i knew her from school, well like last year i bumped into in the club, and before that i hadnt seen her in like 2 years.. anyway i asked her to put her number in my phone, as i was far too drunk.. lol i typed in the wronge name when i gave it to her !! LOL she did seem a lil offended .. and then she was like whos " ******" ?then me being in my drunken state told her its who i had slept with the other night ! !!!! Priceless.

Wow, forget the picnic. Go to the movies or a bar with really loud music -- anywhere where you won't have to actually speak. ;-) (I'm just kidding).

 

[newbie210]

Wow, forget the picnic. Go to the movies or a bar with really loud music -- anywhere where you won't have to actually speak. ;-) (I'm just kidding).

lol......she's awesome, are you married?

 

[tinytank]

Wow, forget the picnic. Go to the movies or a bar with really loud music -- anywhere where you won't have to actually speak. ;-) (I'm just kidding).

na na.. because i know for a fact , A FACT ! she thinks im Sweet.. how u may ask ???

well when my and my mates were heading to a strip joint. i bumbed into her , she was with her work mates or something, and we got chatting i told her where i was going ect ect.. anyway. her work mates were like where you going, she was like im going with Lee.

then they said " YOURN NOT GOING WITH LEE, YOUR WITH US ! " and pulled her away. then she was like naw lees sweet just let me go with him. lol they dragged her away.

WTF ?? i mean i was about to take a chick who thought i was sweet to a strip joint ! THAT WOULDA BEEN FUN

 

[heatherrae]

lol......she's awesome, are you married?

Thanks, sweetie. I'm engaged to be married. =-)

 

[newbie210]

na na.. because i know for a fact , A FACT ! she thinks im Sweet.. how u may ask ???

well when my and my mates were heading to a strip joint. i bumbed into her , she was with her work mates or something, and we got chatting i told her where i was going ect ect.. anyway. her work mates were like where you going, she was like im going with Lee.

then they said " YOURN NOT GOING WITH LEE, YOUR WITH US ! " and pulled her away. then she was like naw lees sweet just let me go with him. lol they dragged her away.

WTF ?? i mean i was about to take a chick who thought i was sweet to a strip joint ! THAT WOULDA BEEN FUN

alright, well it sounds like your in just don't blow it, take her mini golfing or something slightly competative, of course let her win then try a movie into the picnic.....its like butter baby (as my roommate would say anyways)

 

[newbie210]

Thanks, sweetie. I'm engaged to be married. =-)

congrats.........

 

[heatherrae]

alright, well it sounds like your in just don't blow it, take her mini golfing or something slightly competative, of course let her win then try a movie into the picnic.....its like butter baby (as my roommate would say anyways)

If you told her you were going to a titty bar and she had to be detained by her mates from going with you, then please see my "crazy bitch" post above. Save your money and take her straight to bed. ;-)

 

[newbie210]

If you told her you were going to a titty bar and she had to be detained by her mates from going with you, then please see my "crazy bitch" post above. Save your money and take her straight to bed. ;-)

that's not fair, I know plenty of females that like going to the titty bar, and they are wonderful ladies.......well good ppl anyways

 

[tinytank]

alright, well it sounds like your in just don't blow it, take her mini golfing or something slightly competative, of course let her win then try a movie into the picnic.....its like butter baby (as my roommate would say anyways)

you would think so... but the only thing is i asked her out like 4 years ago," she said, ohh sorry, i cant cause im kinda seeing someone. " which i thought was just a nice way of saying NO ! fuck off ! but i found out one of my mates was going out with her back then ! around the same time.

soo........... ................ what do i do ????

 

[heatherrae]

that's not fair, I know plenty of females that like going to the titty bar, and they are wonderful ladies.......well good ppl anyways

I'm just playing with ya. ;-)

 

[tinytank]

you would think so... but the only thing is i asked her out like 4 years ago," she said, ohh sorry, i cant cause im kinda seeing someone. " which i thought was just a nice way of saying NO ! fuck off ! but i found out one of my mates was going out with her back then ! around the same time.

soo........... ................ what do i do ????

? HR ??

 

[heatherrae]

I'm not sure I follow. She said she was seeing someone, and she was seeing someone. Now she is single and wants to see you. No problem. She has to really like you if she was going to ditch her friends to hang out with you that night.

 

[tinytank]

I'm not sure I follow. She said she was seeing someone, and she was seeing someone. Now she is single and wants to see you. No problem. She has to really like you if she was going to ditch her friends to hang out with you that night.

maybe.. i guess. hard TT is a lil scared of rejection . lol. i even asked her to goto the gym with me one day, as she keeps asking if my shirt is stuffed with socks, ect so i said , u know why dont i show you the gym i goto ect . and she said .. now i quote " I dont hink its a good idea. i mean im really unfit, and it will be funny seeing me sing along to all of my songs on my ipod. but if you can bear my horrible voice then yeah i would love too. "

so that was a lil confusing

 

[heatherrae]

She wanted to go but on the other hand was a little embarassed because you are in better shape than her, in her opinion.

 

[tinytank]

She wanted to go but on the other hand was a little embarassed because you are in better shape than her, in her opinion.

u are like some kinda magic witch or something ! thanks for u help tonight... but damm u at the same time.. lol slat makes me think like a man, and its alot simpler when i have convos with him... you put ideas of picnics and shit like that.. lol

 

[heatherrae]

LOL...picnics are cheap and will get you lots of booty. ;-)

Thanks for the K, buddy.