Help!!! Serious Problem!!!!

[HULKSTER]

I am an LPN, and was involved in an accident at work. Anyway, it wasn't my fault, but some 86 year old guy at the nursing home at work at decided to get out of bed to use the toilet without asking for help, which is protocol for certain types of residences, such as this one. Anyway, the other fucking pit stain LPN decided to go on his own toilet break without telling me. So, while checking on someone else, this old guy who makes the Crypt Keeper look sexy slipped and fell on the floor, breaking his hip in the process. Although I am not at fault, and have been cleared, it's mandatory policy at my job for ALL PEOPLE ON DUTY to get drug tested who where in contact with the injured person AT ANY TIME during their shift. Thus, even though I have cleared of any wrongdoing, I'VE GOT TO PISS!!! Guess what, I am at the end of my last cycle, which is to stack 25mg of Dbol with 2 CC's of Kynoselen. How can I beat the piss test, not lose my job and/or get arrested? I have to take the test within 2 days, or I'm automatically fired! But at least the cops won't be called, so should I play it safe and quit my job? HELP!!

 

[spongebob]

i dont see the problem, thier not going to test for AS. i could be wrong.

 

[bwood]

Kynoselen???

 

[The Whole F/N Show]

No one really tests for steroids expect athletics as we all know and military and law enforcement and that's with probably cause. As long as there isn't a history of musclar people roid ragging there I wouldn't worry about anything.