Help My Bro Name His Gym!!!!

[GenetiKing]

My buddy just bought the gym where I train and he's thinking about renaming it. It's fairly hardcore but there are a few older folks and middle aged women who use the cardio equipment and the machines, but 80% of the clientele is hardcore. It's in the Appalachian Mountains and the new owner's name is Greg. I've thought of a few already...

Mountain Muscle
Mountaineer Muscle
The Grind
Greg's Grind
The Zone
The Training Zone
The God Factory (Personally, I love this one but...)
The Physique Factory


Anybody else?

 

[Kryp2o]

I would say he needs to name the gym according to the demographics of his clientele. If he is catering to the hardcore masses then something to the effect of what you named off may be good. If he is catering to a more mainstream or family oriented masses then he may need to name it with a more commercial flare. Remember this one simple rule in marketing : It's all about branding, what words or pictures etc. that will command your audiences attention and associate instantly just who you are. Another words if you named it The Physique Factory then when someone says "I need to find a gym" the first thought in there mind is: The Physique Factory and that's were I need to go.

Personally I like The Physique Factory.

I know I'm ranting, nuff said.

 

[KAYNE]

GENETIKING

NAME THAT BITCH, "THE GYM", THAT WAY WHEN PEOPLE SAY THAT ARE GOING TO THE GYM, THEY WONT BE LYING.

ON A REAL NOTE, PLEASE TELL HIM TO REFRAIN FROM USING HIS NAME IN THE TITLE.

BTW.....THIS IS NVR2BIG

 

[Champ]

Appalachian Sports Club.....


New York Sports Club did well with that kind of name....

 

[YellowD]

The Growth House
Alternative Fitness
Hunky Hotties Hangout
Pump-a-Licious
Make Muscle Not War
Fitness to the Oldies
Poor Jock's Only Choice
Dumbells and Dumbbroads
Greg's 24 Hour Muscle Shop
The Growing Gorilla
Gentleman's Showers (w/ free gym membership)

 

[Drifter]

The Iron House
Metal Madness
Steel Pit

Of course you can mix it up any way you want....

Iron Pit
House of Madness LOL

Damn, I think its time for bed

 

[Austin316]

The Colossus, Ive always liked that name

 

[Kryp2o]

The Growth House
Alternative Fitness
Hunky Hotties Hangout
Pump-a-Licious
Make Muscle Not War
Fitness to the Oldies
Poor Jock's Only Choice
Dumbells and Dumbbroads
Greg's 24 Hour Muscle Shop
The Growing Gorilla
Gentleman's Showers (w/ free gym membership)

LMMFAO !!!!

Damn that's funny !!!! :EL:

 

[strengthmonster]

Mass Mountain

Flex 'n' Tone

I also liked Muscle Mountain

or how about Hardcore bodybuilders and middleaged fat bastards gym

 

[WODIN]

Stay away from local name types, such as mountain or mountaineer, they've been done to death throught out the appalachian reagion.


Yellow D, cracks me up!

Rippers
Mass Maniacs
Greg's Boy Toy Palace