Help me

[Lao Tzu]

http://boards.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=267118&highlight=stereotypes

Shes really starting to creep me out, and this is nordstrom talking. She keeps telling me how she wants to fuck me, etc. Shes married & I'm not attracted to her in the slightest mentally or physically. Help me. what do i do?

 

[Lao Tzu]

Nathan you're good at repelling women, give me some tip(s).

 

[rjl296]

tell to back the fuck off.
or him, or whatever

 

[Lao Tzu]

tell to back the fuck off.
or him, or whatever

its a her. So is that hte best approach, just being direct?

 

[Lao Tzu]

come on people, use your collective mental powers to tell me what to do. I know you all can do it.

 

[Lao Tzu]

maybe posting important stuff at 1030 isn't a good idea. Shit, shes one of the few friends i have and i dont want to lose her friendship. But i dont know how to deal with this. women wanting me is a new experience and i dont know how to handle it or put an end to it. i've always tried to accomplish the opposite.

In case anyone wonders, she already knows i'm not interested in her.

 

[biteme]

maybe posting important stuff at 1030 isn't a good idea. Shit, shes one of the few friends i have and i dont want to lose her friendship. But i dont know how to deal with this. women wanting me is a new experience and i dont know how to handle it or put an end to it. i've always tried to accomplish the opposite.

In case anyone wonders, she already knows i'm not interested in her.

Maybe she sees that as a challenge. To make you want her. I had a problem with a woman like that once. I am too sensitive to other's feelings, so I couldn't tell her that she just plain didn't look good to me and that there was no way I could get an erection with her. You have to be direct and stern. Easier said than done with some of us.

 

[rjl296]

ususally direct is good. esp if they dont lay off.
they just dont want to face the music. sometimes you have to be an ass, but try not to be

 

[Lao Tzu]

ALright, were IMing and i've gotten her to talk about non-sexual stuff. thank god.

First off, Nordstrom from post 4, i'd like to thank you for your words of wisdom. But w/o the advice of Nordstrom in post 6 i don't know if i could have put that advice to good use. Thank you all.

 

[Lao Tzu]

didn't see i'd gotten 2 replies before i made that sarcastic reply above.

 

[Lao Tzu]

now shes calling me at 11pm. she normally never calls and we only talk via IM and email. dammit.

 

[onerepmaximum]

Man, you most definitely need to let her know that you're not the one. You don't need any of that, I promise you.

 

[Taps]

Be blunt. Tell her you're not interested, and her advances make you uncomfortable.

Chances are she'll stop talking to you, but I don't see how you have any other options.

 

[PHATchik]

Be direct. I actually agree with Taps on this one. Just tell her exactly what you think of it all. Hopefully, she'll take the hint and leave you alone.


Unless, she's just completely nuts. In that case, rent Fatal Attraction and move to a new city.

 

[Lao Tzu]

Well the thing is because shes a friend she knows alot of my personal secrets. shit i don't want everyone to know. I'm afraid if i piss her off she will blab them to my brother or my family.

Maybe just being honest and saying 'this is making me uncomfortable' and pretending its because shes married will work. i dont want to show her how little interest i have in her romantically for fear she will retaliate out of shame.

 

[slickdadd]

Point at the sky and go "Holy shit is that what I think it is!?!?" Then when she looks, punch her in the neck as hard as you can. Problem solved.

Or you could be direct like everyone else said. She obviously sees this as a little game. Or fuck her in the butt.

 

[Lao Tzu]

She obviously sees this as a little game.

You think? thats the impression i'm starting to get, in line with biteme's philosophy of 'he doesnt want me so ill make him want me' or something.