Help me solve this problem at school

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tell them you are a muslim, and that it offends both you and allah if you have to learn any other language other than arabic.

all you have to do in american society is say you are an offended muslim, and you will get whatever you want.

you went over on your cell phone minutes? they must be anti-islamic, zionist pigs

pizza didnt come fast enough? you were discriminated against for being muslim.

wont sell you plastic explosives without a license? you are being profiled against for being a muslim, and you demand some monetary reparations.

 

[Lao Tzu]

tell them you are a muslim, and that it offends both you and allah if you have to learn any other language other than arabic.

all you have to do in american society is say you are an offended muslim, and you will get whatever you want.

you went over on your cell phone minutes? they must be anti-islamic, zionist pigs

pizza didnt come fast enough? you were discriminated against for being muslim.

wont sell you plastic explosives without a license? you are being profiled against for being a muslim, and you demand some monetary reparations.

I've tried hard to develop a reputation here at school as a diehard zionist who wants to nuke the middle east. I dont' think anyone would buy that I am a muslim.