Help me out - I can't stand work anymore

[CipherLock]

I hate the sheeple that I work with. I am watching the extreme fakeness and shallow personalities interact with each other as thier mouths flap in endless worthless drivel.

It's part of the reason I've been posting here so damn much. I hate these losers, they drive me nutty. So to look busy I browse and post here.

That's another thing, I'm too damn fast at my job, hence I am BORED to no end most days.

I need some sort of drugs to make me read slower.

return vent;

 

[onerepmaximum]

Suicide is the only way out. Can I have your speed boat?

 

[CipherLock]

Suicide is the only way out. Can I have your speed boat?

Mutherfocker never delieverd the damned thing. How much is suicide these days, and can I get a discount if I bring in more than one?

 

[onerepmaximum]

I believe they do offer a group rate. Perhaps you can just get one or two for the people that you work with. Give them some red "kool aid".

 

[Seashell]

Cipher, you must be in a cubicle setup right?

(Nice return at the bottom.. lol)

 

[CipherLock]

Cipher, you must be in a cubicle setup right?

(Nice return at the bottom.. lol)

I'm that easy to read huh?

I'm giving serious thought to doing some Office Space antics around here, only thing is my end game is to get a raise, not fired.

 

[MattTheSkywalker]

Obvious answer: look elsewhere.


Got any cool qualifications? why would someone think you are different than the other Sheeple?

 

[Seashell]

Cubicles are the source of all evil. How could you NOT hate everyone around you when you have to hear them cough, sniff, eat, and talk, 8 hours a day, 5 days a week?!

My last job had the worst cubicles ever, the walls were so short, from sitting, you could see at least 50 other people.. I worked from home a lot.

 

[CipherLock]

Obvious answer: look elsewhere.

Got any cool qualifications? why would someone think you are different than the other Sheeple?

Not leaving the company (look at my ISP Matt)

My quals are better than the majority, but I am tired of playing the political ass-kissing.

No my thoughts turn to some activity that I can do while here. Too bad the firewall won't let me out via a VNC.

Unless peeps have ideas.

 

[jerkbox]

i am always too fast too......sitting here with nothing to do....

perhaps you should visit monster.com

 

[CipherLock]

Cubicles are the source of all evil. How could you NOT hate everyone around you when you have to hear them cough, sniff, eat, and talk, 8 hours a day, 5 days a week?!

I'm guilty of most of those transgressions anyways. I'm not perfect, just having a rough few months.

 

[Y_lifter]

Best advice


Don't watch them...

 

[CipherLock]

Best advice
Don't watch them...

You don't have to be watching them. It's kind of like when you are on a bus just staring out the windows and you are aware of two people talking increasingly louder and louder.

So what? You just mind your business and keep looking out the window, then they get louder and still more annoying and you try and tune them out, but by now you already dislike them. Then you hear them talking about how Low Carb is the only way to go, and that protein is bad for you, bad for everyone, that and Osama was a stand up guy.

Now instead of staring out the serene window you are glancing at them and having day dreams about bludgeoning them with dull wooden instruments while playing dueling banjo's on your loin cloth.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

you realise that if your end game plays out and you get a raise you still have to do the same shit to keep getting that extra little bit

i couldnt do the corp thing, sorry. i have an "attitude problem' which is compounded by my "problem with authority" which makes me "difficult to manage" in a corporate environment

its hard to tell the boss what a dumb unhappy bastard he is and its no surprise his wife left him for a crippled albanian dwarfed acrobat and still have him like you, you know

 

[CipherLock]

I hate my boss.

A raise is linear in my contract, but the raise I'm after is a climb and kind of a switch. Hard to explain. Big Company.

I hate most the people I work with now, they are useless.

I have to submit my work for a process which requires certain security review. So the experts there are supposed to let me know if I need to alter certain things. The majority of my time is spent explaining things to them that a baboon would understand.

It sucks.

 

[jerkbox]

you realise that if your end game plays out and you get a raise you still have to do the same shit to keep getting that extra little bit

i couldnt do the corp thing, sorry. i have an "attitude problem' which is compounded by my "problem with authority" which makes me "difficult to manage" in a corporate environment

its hard to tell the boss what a dumb unhappy bastard he is and its no surprise his wife left him for a crippled albanian dwarfed acrobat and still have him like you, you know

hehe....i'm kind of the same way, except I've adopted the i don't give a shit attitude....I just kinda do whatever I need to.....and kind of filter everyone else out.....although, I guess in my job I am pretty much completely unsupervised.

anyway, I'd like to be not working for the man in 5 years or so....

 

[CipherLock]

I need a bottle of that mouthwash from Toy Soldiers.

 

[DocHoliday]

I hate my boss.... if I need to alter that

Did you say alter? You need to work where you can like your boss, so alter your work environment and find a new job.

 

[CipherLock]

At first when I say that DocHoliday had replied to my post I thought WOW, then I read the post and I think - no.

 

[Y_lifter]

Studio Style Headphones works for me in this case
of background yada yada

 

[DepressiveJuice]

I'm that easy to read huh?

I'm giving serious thought to doing some Office Space antics around here, only thing is my end game is to get a raise, not fired.

office space= one of the stupidest movies ever made. the only people tat enjoyed it are the ones that lack imagination

 

[CipherLock]

Studio Style Headphones works for me in this case
of background yada yada

mine broke a while ago. But I think your right. It's been a lot harder since they broke.

 

[CipherLock]

office space= one of the stupidest movies ever made. the only people tat enjoyed it are the ones that lack imagination

no.

 

[ChefWide]

office space= one of the stupidest movies ever made. the only people tat enjoyed it are the ones that lack imagination

It was, at the very least, more creative than you, but thats not saying much.

 

[CipherLock]

not much indeed...

 

[Y_lifter]

office space= one of the stupidest movies ever made. the only people tat enjoyed it are the ones that lack imagination

I know you are probably comparing it to your favorite movie, Bridges of Madison County,
but you have to admit that O.S. is a good comedy especially if you work in that environment..

 

[GodOfThunder]

I really enjoyed office space. Very original and it was cast very well. A poor mans Shawshank Redemption...

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

Cuss them all out and go to lunch early.

 

[CipherLock]

I feel better now. Nothing like a good dump to lighten my holiday spirits.

 

[MFMan]

Smoke a blunt then offer to take a drug test for company morale.