Help me create the corniest pickup line...

[gymtime]

Here ya go Psycho, this one never fails:

"Hey, come here! Tell me, do you think this cloth smells like chloroform?"

 

[slash747]

Tell her theres a party in youre pants and shes the VIP

 

[Kryp2o]

Wanna play house? You be the screen door and I'll slam you all night long.

 

[the nature boy]

an old one:

are you from Tennessee? cause you're the only 10 I see.

 

[Frackal]

'You'd make a great cumdumpster!"

 

[havoc]

Say " Heather, have you ever been involved in a terrorist attack?"
No matter what she says, Say "Because I would like to fly my jumbo jet into your restricted air space"

Instant booty!

 

[Frackal]

Hahahahaaha

 

[Medical Detective]

Here is any easy one.

Just put your hands on your hips.
Stand a few feet from her, facing her.
As she approaches you look at your crotch then look at her, then your crotch a few more times.
Then say "Well"
She will say "Well what"
To that you say "Well it aint going to suck itself"
M.D

 

[Binky]

Ask her to play army...
You lay down.
She blow's the hell out of you.

 

[talonracer]

Just take your finger,lick it,then wipe it on her shirt then say, "Now lets get you out of those wet clothes"

Say......... "Do you belive in love at first sight?? Should I walk by again??"