Help me create the corniest pickup line...

[PsychoSkitz]

The girls name is Heather.

My best work so far is something along the lines of...

"Since everything in the Bible involves the #7,
God must've misspelled Heather when he came up with Heaven."

In case you missed the point it is the fact that Heather has 7 letters.

Pretty damn lame huh? Is it too subtle? Anything better?



Remember, the name of the game is LAME.

 

[BaBa-BooeY]

"Since everything in the Bible involves the #7,
God must've misspelled Heather when he came up with Heaven."

LOL

 

[talonracer]

Heather-"Your a piece of ass I wanna fuck you"

Too strong??

 

[bouncer]

"Heather ya fat fuck, if there's a party in your mouth, I wanna cum"

Too strong too ?

Bouncer

 

[BigDdaGanjalist]

"I like your. . ." *pause for a second* "[insert wack noun here]"

suggestions:

tooth
bangs
mullet
pupils
epidermus
femur
split-ends

 

[Binky]

How About.....

Fuck me if I'm wrong,but
aren't you barry bonds????

 

[AAP]

How about "Damn, I want to be your ex lover."

 

[PsychoSkitz]

Haha Binky!

 

[MommaKin]

"Just page me....ok?"

 

[Garza]

Heyyyy baby......do you like "buff" guys? I work out!

 

[gymtime]

Here ya go Psycho, this one never fails:

"Hey, come here! Tell me, do you think this cloth smells like chloroform?"

 

[slash747]

Tell her theres a party in youre pants and shes the VIP

 

[Kryp2o]

Wanna play house? You be the screen door and I'll slam you all night long.

 

[the nature boy]

an old one:

are you from Tennessee? cause you're the only 10 I see.

 

[Frackal]

'You'd make a great cumdumpster!"

 

[havoc]

Say " Heather, have you ever been involved in a terrorist attack?"
No matter what she says, Say "Because I would like to fly my jumbo jet into your restricted air space"

Instant booty!

 

[Frackal]

Hahahahaaha

 

[Medical Detective]

Here is any easy one.

Just put your hands on your hips.
Stand a few feet from her, facing her.
As she approaches you look at your crotch then look at her, then your crotch a few more times.
Then say "Well"
She will say "Well what"
To that you say "Well it aint going to suck itself"
M.D

 

[Binky]

Ask her to play army...
You lay down.
She blow's the hell out of you.

 

[talonracer]

Just take your finger,lick it,then wipe it on her shirt then say, "Now lets get you out of those wet clothes"

Say......... "Do you belive in love at first sight?? Should I walk by again??"