Help, I'm being starved!!!

[riverrock]

Hello All,

My Missus is Latin and all Latins have this stupid idea that you should all sit down and eat together. You should never eat alone if possible. Never heard anything as ridiculous in all my life! (I mean that by the way!)

Now, in order to make my gains, I need my food. I'm having to sneek off to the shop and buy tins of tuna when she's not around, cook in a friend's house, stop off at the shop to buy protein bars, and have a big stock-pile of protein in work. She says I do nothing except eat all our money and that's without knowing about all the rest of the food I eat! Anyone else get hassle at home for eating like a MoFo?

 

[monstermmf]

Damn.. so she doesn't even let you eat by yourself?? Ha, just hide some tuna and protein bars in a closet.. and sneak off into the bathroom, keep a trashbag in a part of the house, garage whatever where you can dispose of..

 

[riverrock]

Thats basically it! I have to come up with the most inventive methods ever!!!

 

[URZA]

I think its ridiculous that you half to sneek around when you just wanna eat. i think you should talk to her and explain why you have to eat so much, then maybe she will understand. Good luck bro.

 

[KIAN]

I think you just have to reach an understanding with her that your sport of bodybuilding is important to you and although you can sit down with her for meals, you need additional meals too in order for you to achive your goals. Try and bring her a little bit more into your life of sport by working out together and eventually eating together. But you shouldn't have to sneak around.

If all else fails, try to use food in your sex life. That way she gets some fun and you get your extra meals. Nothing like a can of whipped cream on breasts for those cheat days.

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[riverrock]

If all else fails, try to use food in your sex life. That way she gets some fun and you get your extra meals. Nothing like a can of whipped cream on breasts for those cheat days.

HaHa!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[musclehealth]

You better set the women strait. Let her know that ur gona eat 10 meals a day then when she says no!!! Reason with her and just eat 8 meals! LOL Ur the man of the house, eat big, get huge!!!

 

[karde]

Ha, i have this picture in my head of her finding you laying against a wall in an ally with a satisfied grin on your face and empty tuna cans laying around you like syringes around a junkie.

The first step is to admit you need help!

 

[jenscats5]

I think you just have to reach an understanding with her that your sport of bodybuilding is important to you and although you can sit down with her for meals, you need additional meals too in order for you to achive your goals. Try and bring her a little bit more into your life of sport by working out together and eventually eating together. But you shouldn't have to sneak around.

If all else fails, try to use food in your sex life. That way she gets some fun and you get your extra meals. Nothing like a can of whipped cream on breasts for those cheat days.

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I agree with this....but for cryin' out loud -- you have to eat EVERY single meal together?? That is SO completely unrealistic it's unbelievable. She needs to be brought down to Earth....

 

[riverrock]

You better set the women strait. Let her know that ur gona eat 10 meals a day then when she says no!!! Reason with her and just eat 8 meals! LOL Ur the man of the house, eat big, get huge!!!

Exactly! I'm the man of this house and that's it! She makes all the minor decisions like what we do, where we go, what we spend all our money on, and who we invite around for dinner, while I make like all the major decisions like our policies on the war in Iraq, who'd going to win The World Cup, and our stance on eco-friendliness!!!!

Seriously, Bros, this needs sorting our coz this machine needs alot of fuel!!!!

 

[riverrock]

Ha, i have this picture in my head of her finding you laying against a wall in an ally with a satisfied grin on your face and empty tuna cans laying around you like syringes around a junkie.

The first step is to admit you need help!

HaHa!!!!

I'm riverrock and I'm a foodaholic!!!!

I'm getting my calories in alright, but man it ain't easy. She's coming around, but slowly!!! Anyone want to wife swap? Mediterranean, 5'8, black hair, cute, curvy, good with computers and speaks 3 languages?

 

[sublime35]

damn sounds good to me, but i don't have a wife or a g/f to trade.

 

[riverrock]

damn sounds good to me, but i don't have a wife or a g/f to trade.

Car?

 

[sublime35]

I got a 91 crx but the engine needs swapped out. i have the new engine tho.

 

[Ruca]

dump her and get you a hot asian woman! there is too much sand at the beach to put up with that shit!

 

[riverrock]

dump her and get you a hot asian woman! there is too much sand at the beach to put up with that shit!

Funny, but actually had a GF from Hong Kong a few years ago. Real exotic and cute. Unreal between the sheets too! Thought all my Xmas' had come together at once. All my Buddies were dead impressed, but the novelty wears off when your tired of fucking her, and the novelty of you wears off for her when she's finished using everything you've got and spent all your cash! Word of advice Bro- Keep well clear of anything outside your own race.

 

[Ruca]

Funny, but actually had a GF from Hong Kong a few years ago. Real exotic and cute. Unreal between the sheets too! Thought all my Xmas' had come together at once. All my Buddies were dead impressed, but the novelty wears off when your tired of fucking her, and the novelty of you wears off for her when she's finished using everything you've got and spent all your cash! Word of advice Bro- Keep well clear of anything outside your own race.

man river...sounds like you need to put some serious smack down on your women.....one spent all your $$ and the other won't let you eat! that's not good man!

did you ever go to hong kong? i was just there 1 month ago and it was kick ass. also spent 6 weeks in taiwan which was cool. i was kind of joking about asian women because i think they are crazier than the rest of them!haha

 

[riverrock]

man river...sounds like you need to put some serious smack down on your women.....one spent all your $$ and the other won't let you eat! that's not good man!

did you ever go to hong kong? i was just there 1 month ago and it was kick ass. also spent 6 weeks in taiwan which was cool. i was kind of joking about asian women because i think they are crazier than the rest of them!haha

Was in Hong Kong, China, and Thailand. Loads of cute Asian girls in Asia alright! But, if you want to know where all the really georgeous Asian girls are, come to England and see the first generation girls of Indian and Pakistan descent. Fuck me, they are georgeous!!

Hong Kong was buzzing. Would easily go back again.

 

[bigdawginCO]

Just put your foot down about what you are doing and why, she should understand that there is a real basis behind what you are doing. even if she is already fit, its a very healthy lifestyle that people should incorporate into their lives regardless of if they are into fitness or not. You could always hide cans of tuna in the toilet tank! lmao j/k

 

[thelion2005]

Hello All,

My Missus is Latin and all Latins have this stupid idea that you should all sit down and eat together. You should never eat alone if possible. Never heard anything as ridiculous in all my life! (I mean that by the way!)

Now, in order to make my gains, I need my food. I'm having to sneek off to the shop and buy tins of tuna when she's not around, cook in a friend's house, stop off at the shop to buy protein bars, and have a big stock-pile of protein in work. She says I do nothing except eat all our money and that's without knowing about all the rest of the food I eat! Anyone else get hassle at home for eating like a MoFo?

Do the dinner ... It makes her happy and is good for you and family.

The rest of the time ... eat as you want. I love to eat in front of the tv watching make believe violence.

 

[|3ossman]

So let me get this straight, you cant eat unless its with her? And you cant spend money you make on food without her bitching?

Umm...how about you grow a sack and tell her wtf is going on. Cant EAT without her getting mad at you, wow, thats retarded.

and if she doesnt understand, which she probably wont, tell her thats the way its gunna be and tough shit.

 

[riverrock]

Well, since this thread started a few months ago, I have decided to lay down a few hard facts. To be honest, I was going with the flow for a while, but decided that I was sick of it entirely. I mean, we Brits eat when we want!

Thats another thing about Latins - This eating big meals at crazy times like 10-11pm!

So, yes I grew a big massive sack and now I rule the house!!!!

 

[|3ossman]

well then congrats bro, and way to lay it down for her. Sometimes its the only way, females can never get some things through there heads. I didnt realize this thread was old, but anyhow, enjoy the food!