Hello everyone

[HelenSL]

I just joined.

If everyone here is normal i know i will not fit in.

If you like you can visit my website but you may well not like it.

That is about all i have to say for now.

Your scorn, ridicule and general derision and ad hominems are welcome...i'd rather you post them here because my e-mail is continually full and i hate deleting messages. Being a pack rat...

But you can e- me if you like.

I am a stay at home Mom so don't get excited...also i am 5'2" and eat too much so especially now don't get excited...

When the clamours of "get her out of here!!!" have died down (I am banned off 3 other boards so far...) and if i am still here when the dust clears i may tell you what SL is all about.

If you have post on the Secular Web boards you might know already.

yours,
helen

p.s. i am not going to say who told me about this board. I wouldn't want them to get in trouble

 

[HelenSL]

i need a dickshunnary...

i am not familiar with all your terms.

can you explicate them further for me - this 'dirty sanchez' and this 'six-pack'?

i think i need to know a few things about them
a) would it be a neat calorific intake that you do them? I need to know if it will help me loose weight or not...which would depend if it increse my body temperatour as well as involving food because one could override the other of course...
b) could i get AIDS or other STDs
c) will my husband mind (related to b but goes beyond it in personal ways)
d) will i get banned if you do?

if you can help me with those questions then i can give it my best consideration.

i do not expect at all that this 'shrebly' whoever he may be is mod where i am banned. i would be highly surprised if you even know the mods where i am banned. i would be more surprised if you have ever six-packed or dirty sanchezed them but - since i have no dickshunnary of your terms i cannot be sure now can i? Plus i do not know what they do in their closets (for example).

helen

 

[HelenSL]

Well that is fascinating...thank you for explaining.

What would you learn about me if you were to do those things, do you anticipate? I am curious to know. Feel free to share how it has worked in the past...

I have to get read for church now...i will be back in due coarse...

(at that time i think i will need help with a few more definitions...)

yours,
helen

 

[tripleV]

winny have you checkout out her site? Are you sure you want to be asking these questions?

 

[McBainXVII]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA i went and had a look at her page ,
hook in bro

 

[tripleV]

you one sick puppy eh?

 

[WODIN]

Reminds me of the kids in the hall..."Thirty Helens"....

 

[HelenSL]

winny fan

I really am touched that you would want to get to know me - not only that but through mean sof these most <ahem> interesting procedures.

However i don't like to puke a whole lot. Also the other thing sounds painful and i have enough pain in my life.

So would you mind terribly if i held off for a while? I'm sure you are a patient person. It sounds like you have a harem of girls to keep you happy so i seem like i would not really add much value now would i?

WODIN

It is interesting to me you quote the Bible

Have you read this: "What Loving God"

I would be interested in your opinion on it. I posted a review of it so you can already read what i thought of it, below the article itself. To be honest i'll be pretty surprised if you like it. But then no more surprised than someone would suggest what whinny fan suggested so...(shrugs)

Thanks to the rest of you for your replies. This is a very busy board, isn't it - wow...the busiest one i've ever been on perhaps. I hope i don't get run over, as it were!!! The traffic is way heavy...

oh i went to church but i didn't tell anyone what whinny fan said. after last week when a guy there said "hey why don't you get these?" and it was a bookstore printout of a page to order Joy of Sex and More Joy of Sex - well after the reaction i got when i showed the people in my class those, i thought i just wouldn't mention i was here. know what i mean? LOL

helen

 

[Frackal]

You're fuckin' weird.

 

[tripleV]

wtf????

do you have any interest in body building, training, exercise, diet, anything????? at all related to FITNESS?