heh

[Spartacus]

Bush getting his daily briefing on Iraq

Pentagon Briefer: "Sir, there were 3 large car bombs affecting Shia mosques, as many as 112 were wounded. An oil pipeline was bombed"

Bush: "Yes, a shame"

Pentagon Briefer: "And two Brazilian soldiers were killed"

<the President grows ashen-faced and looks like he will pass out...concerned aids rush to his side>

Aides: "Sir are you alright?"

Bush: "Oh the humanity..may God have mercy on them..........how many are in a brazillion anyway?"

 

[Spartacus]

1) Bush is asked at a press conference..

Reporter: "Mr President, what are your feelings on Roe vs Wade?"

Bush: "Gosh, I dont know. However folks can get out of New Orleans is fine by me. Evacuation is not really a FEMA responsibility you know"

 

[hotzie]

tee hee

 

[Spartacus]

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