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A Sunday laugh.........
The Lone Ranger and Tonto are camping in the desert.
They set up their tent and fall asleep.
Some hours later, The Lone Ranger wakes his faithful friend.
"Tonto, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
Tonto replies, "Me see millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?" asks The Lone Ranger.
Tonto ponders for a minute and then says, "Astronomically speaking,
it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially
billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Timewise, it appears to be approximately 3:15 AM.
Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all powerful and we are
small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
What it tell you kemo sabe?"
The Lone Ranger is silent for a moment, then says, "Tonto, you
asshole, someone has stolen our tent."
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The Lone Ranger and Tonto are camping in the desert.
They set up their tent and fall asleep.
Some hours later, The Lone Ranger wakes his faithful friend.
"Tonto, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
Tonto replies, "Me see millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?" asks The Lone Ranger.
Tonto ponders for a minute and then says, "Astronomically speaking,
it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially
billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Timewise, it appears to be approximately 3:15 AM.
Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all powerful and we are
small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
What it tell you kemo sabe?"
The Lone Ranger is silent for a moment, then says, "Tonto, you
asshole, someone has stolen our tent."
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