Heather

[Smurfy]

So when you went on that interview, did they even notice you were pregnant?

did you get the job?

 

[jack sparrow]

I'm not sure if I got the job or now, and yes, they noticed that I'm pregnant, and I hope it doesn't affect their decision to hire me .

 

[jack sparrow]

Oops wrong name .

 

[heavy_duty]

LMAO ooops

 

[Smurfy]

I'm not sure if I got the job or now, and yes, they noticed that I'm pregnant, and I hope it doesn't affect their decision to hire me .

alter alert!

 

[jack sparrow]

That coulda happened to anyone. It's just that it happened to me.

 

[Dial_tone]

el-oh-el

 

[ortiz34]

I'm beyond confused now.

 

[jestro]

Jacks preggo!!!

 

[heatherrae]

LOL...jack, my little shmoopikins.


Oh yeah, the hiring partner pretty much didn't ask me ANY questions EXCEPT to say that I couldn't possibly do litigation and be a new mommy.

Then we (me and the hiring partner and 2 associate lawyers) all went to a frou frou dinner. They had a few martinis. I had a few ice teas.

I don't think I'll be getting a call back. It is too bad to. Before I went to the interview and the hiring partner saw I was prego, he told me I was their first choice based on resumes.

Oh well, if he is that narrow minded about the abilities of moms and women in general, it may not have been good anyway.

 

[jack sparrow]

I just wish I knew how to freaking spell.

 

[heatherrae]

I just wish I knew how to freaking spell.

come on over, cutie. I'll get you and the baby a leap frog learning pad and some phonics books.

LOL.

 

[biteme]

I'm not sure if I got the job or now, and yes, they noticed that I'm pregnant, and I hope it doesn't affect their decision to hire me .

WTF??

 

[jack sparrow]

come on over, cutie. I'll get you and the baby a leap frog learning pad and some phonics books.

LOL.

Can I bring my crayons & coloring books?

 

[biteme]

I feel like I'm in the movie Psycho.

Jack invents Heather to pretend like she's his girlfriend to show that even pencil necked geeks can get hot women... Then he pretends to flaunt it in her face (at a bar, a pic of him putting his face in a girl's boobs) to show that even pencil necked geeks can treat their women like crap and still hang on to them.

 

[jack sparrow]

I feel like I'm in the movie Psycho.

Jack invents Heather to pretend like she's his girlfriend to show that even pencil necked geeks can get hot women... Then he pretends to flaunt it in her face (at a bar, a pic of him putting his face in a girl's boobs) to show that even pencil necked geeks can treat their women like crap and still hang on to them.

Genious eh?

 

[biteme]

Genious eh?

You gotta admit, that's some funny shit.

 

[jack sparrow]

You gotta admit, that's some funny shit.

It was funny as hell when Samote pointed out the misspelling.

 

[bigmann245]

It was funny as hell when Samote pointed out the misspelling.

bro i was rolling all over the place when i read that.... im sorry but that shit was funny.

 

[heatherrae]

Can I bring my crayons & coloring books?

Sure thing. However, only the baby can breastfeed...lol.

 

[jerkbox]

are you gonna sue them now?

 

[heatherrae]

are you gonna sue them now?

Nah, I'm a non-litigious lawyer. lol.

 

[Dial_tone]

LOL...jack, my little shmoopikins.


Oh yeah, the hiring partner pretty much didn't ask me ANY questions EXCEPT to say that I couldn't possibly do litigation and be a new mommy.

Then we (me and the hiring partner and 2 associate lawyers) all went to a frou frou dinner. They had a few martinis. I had a few ice teas.

I don't think I'll be getting a call back. It is too bad to. Before I went to the interview and the hiring partner saw I was prego, he told me I was their first choice based on resumes.

Oh well, if he is that narrow minded about the abilities of moms and women in general, it may not have been good anyway.

Maybe you'll get to meet them in court, rip their heads off and shit on their necks...........dude, you got your ass handed to you by a mommy. You should just retire now.