Healing a bruised johnson?

[Testosterone boy]

Dadgummit...I stepped on it again while exiting the shower. Second time this week and it hurts pretty bad.


How do you heal your Johnson after stepping on it?

What works best for guys on a fairly tight budget?

 

[Phenom78]

I don't know bro. Mine doesn't reach that far.

But you might ask some of the juicer chicks how they deal when it happens to their clits.

 

[myway]

Reminds me of the 2 guys pissing off the bridge.
First guy says: The water is cold
Second guy says: Yea, it's deep,2.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

dont worry about healing the johnson, the Ripleys Believe it or Not people are on the phone about your "the man with no legs" display