He shoots, he scores

[Nathan]

I had to give a talk today and it was judged and I got a sweet gift certificate for third place. I was pleased with that since I didn't have as much time to put into it as I could have. Well, I did originally, but didn't work on it when I had the time and then I got really busy all of a sudden with other work and was like oh shit. K, good story.

 

[pdaddy]

What did you talk about?

Where was the cert. to and how much was it for?

Have you ever cupped a fart then smelled your hand?

 

[ortiz34]

were you stoned?

 

[Nathan]

What did you talk about?

Where was the cert. to and how much was it for?

Have you ever cupped a fart then smelled your hand?

It was about my MSc work, which pertains to stellar collisions and mergers.

The certificate was to a restaurant in town. Not much.

You had better believe it.

 

[Nathan]

were you stoned?

No sir I was not. I have learned my lesson with that. Imagined being baked out of your mind standing in front of 50 people for an hour STRAIGHT (no breaks and no one else talks) and have to talk about stars and galaxies and crap. It's like holy cow this isn't good.

 

[ortiz34]

Have you ever cupped a fart then smelled your hand?

That's what I'm talkin bout

 

[ortiz34]

No sir I was not. I have learned my lesson with that. Imagined being baked out of your mind standing in front of 50 people for an hour STRAIGHT (no breaks and no one else talks) and have to talk about stars and galaxies and crap. It's like holy cow this isn't good.

I hear ya, save that stuff for times like now to relax and be proud of yourself.

 

[pdaddy]

That's what I'm talkin bout

Hell yea, a party in your hand

 

[Nathan]

I hear ya, save that stuff for times like now to relax and be proud of yourself.

Yessir. I have done presentations stoned and left the room afterwards feeling like a superstar cause I had the whole room laughing at my goofiness a lot of the time. Smooth as silk when it's a good high. Otherwise it's just like oh my god I'm going to die. And then you feel like you're dying and you freak the fuck out and stand there like a deer in headlights.

 

[Spartacus]

No sir I was not. I have learned my lesson with that. Imagined being baked out of your mind standing in front of 50 people for an hour STRAIGHT (no breaks and no one else talks) and have to talk about stars and galaxies and crap. It's like holy cow this isn't good.

hell they probably got stoned before the lecture
dude I got to sit through some bullshit ass astronomy speech
got any pot?