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Franco C

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Well, apparently the consensus at EF is you're a seasoned flamer. I'm not sure which meaning of the word "flamer" was implied - I'll go with the latter. I assume your histrionic bullshit attempt to refute and retort my posts will contain: An attempt to deride with myth-like libel idiosyncrasies; That being said my miscreant friend; take your dick out of the vaccum and let the nonage begin! This better be good, so don't waste my motherfucking time. :)
 
dgreenhill said:
How does one determine who the winner is? How many people go bwahahahahahahha no matter what Havoc says?

I kinda feel like Don King right now so I do have a vested interest.

After the flames settle down, someone could create a poll thread to determine the winner. The loser will have to post a pic holding a sign that reads " Havoc / Franco C is my daddy "

just a suggestion :D
 
Someone sent me a lovely message with "grey" karma; whoever it really is, I don't know, the said person claims to be BO$, well if you want a piece, here's your shot. Go for it princess.
 
Franco C said:
Well, apparently the consensus at EF is you're a seasoned flamer. I'm not sure which meaning of the word "flamer" was implied - I'll go with the latter. I assume your histrionic bullshit attempt to refute and retort my posts will contain: An attempt to deride with myth-like libel idiosyncrasies; That being said my miscreant friend; take your dick out of the vaccum and let the nonage begin! This better be good, so don't waste my motherfucking time. :)
Why any intellectually barren, farthole fucking dwarf with a chip on his shoulder the size of Utah would wanna offer me a chance at corner-kicking their head up into the breeze is anyones guess but I'll be happy to oblige you my dick dentured friend.
Where you at? Tilting that ten gallon down over your enlarged lowbrow and smacking your rosy bare ass through cowprint chaps as you gallop around on your prelubricated wooden horse that you affectionately refer to as "Pepe"? Mosey on up to the front of the line pardner and I'll hogtie your hands and feet together with that sphincter tickling rat tail while you cackle through your moss covered molars and deplete the ozone layer with your scattastic morning breath. Due to the fact of you being about ten species down from me on the flame food chain I haven't yet taken you even slightly seriously. Your game is weaker than your neck after sucking your entire swim team off there Gregory, next time pick someone who can't run circles around you till your inbred eyes uncross. You're offering up nothing but an ice cold plate of dolt inspired uncreativity and not to mention you're at full mast and naked salute with your sperm sprayed rainbow flag billowing in the breeze, its nap time for you.
 
I assume you think that post alone will earn the plaudits bestowed at this oh so sacred forum. Think again boobie. All this reference to homosexuality might be nettlesome for you, but once you face facts you will live a healthier life. Face it, even with your hobbledhoy tutus and pink panties you still only manage to seduce a bevy of young boys. It must be fun delievering sermons in such a manner, you know having all the little children line up and using the grandeur of blasphemy to keep the boys reticent. I know you enjoy the best of both worlds though as I am so ever perceptive, it's evident you are a major receiver. Yeah sure you like to give but nothing feels better to you then getting your shit packed huh, dough boy? Good news for you though, all sphincters relax after death; so one day the sadomasochist behavior you enjoy so much will leave; it must be tough to have such compulsions, due to the fact that you're grandfather treated you like a redheaded step child and bludgeoned you're ass until you're shit was packed so tight you got enlargement of the gallbladder with jaundice. Everyone knew you when you were little, that ugly little boy with the yellow eyes from one too many cumshots; body covered with carcinoma, and breath reaking of the stool from a manic depressant old man who used you as a bitch. You came all ready with your white lies, ready to defend against any impugn any adult could offer. The travail of your life is evident in your opposed "flames". You got abused so much your ass resembles a disfigured goblin; infact that's what the kids started to call you. Ass Goblin. Hey Ass Goblin, over here peter, we need you to suck mr johnson off so we can get more time at recess. By the way, did your mother ever get that vagisil? There was a two for one deal at the local walmart you frequent to buy your 25 gauge needles you love to fill with semen and inject into your upper lip. I hear she's doing better now that's good, considering her lunch box used to look like grover, anything would be an improvement.
 
I liked Franco's better. then again, I don't ride havoc's cock like the majority of the denizens of elite...

so, I shall sit quietly in my corner, reveling in the fact that I have something to do during the day other than play arm chair quarterback while two sphincter mallets misuse their lexicons.
 
Come on havoc, quit wasting time digging up your saved archives on your C: drive along with your incestual farm sex pictures from your former childhood. You grimy warthole calloused penis cocksucking peon, At birth the doctor had a hardtime removing the umbilical cord because it was plugged up from an excessive amount of sperm. They had to take you out from the ass because it was the only part still drenched from discolored green cumshot discharge. You were born on christmas so they used shears to clip the cunt hair from your mom and decorate your beastly looking body. They glued the patches of hair on your body to make you look more like a member of the human species instead of some test tube baby spliced with the lips and assholes of cows. They used the mixture of vaginal, mucous and blood from your mothers period to baptize you in, they smeared it over your mongoloid looking features and checked your body to see if it had a snake on it. The only thing they could find is a hydrocele on your left testicle and a snatch below it, you're whale like body littered with assholes dripping puss and fecal matter, they should have thrown you back into the dried up hole you came from, or better yet just took a photo of you and use you as a pro-abortion poster boy.
 
I'd like to see more usage of the word "Assclown" -- I think it is a far too underused slam.

Also, when I am reading posts on EF, it is important to keep the flames/slams/brainfarts to a minimal... I lose interest after a few sentences unless I see a funny word like puke.

One thing is for sure, either you two have a great vocabulary, or you have www.m-w.com bookmarked. :)

C
 
Franco C, my fault for my late reply, I was busy getting something extremely foreign to you, "pussy",yes I know you are graduating to living things with two feet but even Kanagaroos have a mean left hook. By the look of your replies I see all you did is throw your keyboard on the ground and dance the twist on top of it, you should copyright and package your flames as sleep aids, I think I rather watch a WNBA game in slow motion than be subjected to your mentally catatonic verbage. See, right now the only thing I'm pounding is your pointed head into the dirt like an endentured Chinaman hammering a railroad spike all the live long day, ya coin operated "Old Faithful" shit spigot spouting redundancy on the hour, every hour. Meanwhile your colon is exploding splatter patterns into the seat of your Dragonball Z BVD's like the Hong Kong new year and your face is crumbling fortune cookie style as I pull my own lines out of your gummy mouth before you even get the chance to spit them along with Bruce Lee's seed of the dragon, you graverobber of anal chastity. Now unclamp your bodypillows from that eggroll and get your next disappointing post up, I've got a good mind to unload another quart of cumdrop soup in your vacant noggin. Come back to play when you have at least 3 pubic hairs (The ones hanging out your mouth dont count).
 
Cute, I like the way you bring in your real life experiences, they make for an amusing response harold. You're so fucking stupid when you were fucking the hole of a shopping cart you tried to give it a reach around. You used vaseline to lube up the shopping cart and you blew your load on a bald chinese lady; after that you bought a bunch of rocket pops and shuttled the multi-color stick up your asshole hoping it would increase the feeling of anal sex. You like to wrap towels around your head and have dogs lick sugar cubes off your forehead while you jack off to lionel ritchie and stick cucumbers up your ass, you little tart, cocksucking fag. Your favorite game to play with your neighbor little jimmy is shooting potatos up each others asses with tennis ball launchers, you play until whoevers asshole is purple first and then the loser has to apply yohimbie powder and ben gay while the other one fucks them. Of course you use your gorilla math so the little boy always loses and then you fuck him to richard simmons party fever jackoff videos and dress him up in leg warmers and head bands. All the while making him rewind your old mans gay porno tapes and pouring ranch dressing on his chest, so you can dip your dick in it and shove it in his mouth, you choda boy idolizing rainbow toga wearing ass clown.
 
Not to interrupt this "flamming war" or "flame hangout session" or "flame-the magic dragon" meeting ... but I've notice that Havoc does most of his bashing w/o the use of profane words... while Franco C used the word "Fuck" at least 3 times as well as the word "Asshole"....

Fuck ... Asshole... Fuck... Asshole... ??? Can someone help me put these two words together???

Short, sweet, to the point... as flames should be. :)

C
 
I'm downright impressed that you could even pry yourself away from the tweezer induced masturbation marathon in honor of the My Little Pony slideshow now playing in a ViewMaster near you, but what's getting "tossed" here is your purple colored cabbage salad at an alarming rate, live on the Home Shopping Network for 3 easy installments of a saudering iron and $19.95, plus shipping & handling. You're a greasemonkey who likes it "on the rim and out the door" and has more mileage than the Michelin Man. You're a sacless popped hemmorhoid on the collective ass of humanity who bows his head shamefully and dutifully plops down on his urine drenched sofa every night because he thinks "Must See TV" is an order from NBC. I won this callout the moment you flipped up your Moulin Rouge miniskirt, exposing your bare Mickey D's approved "billions and billions served" happy meal, and screamed "come and get me boys!" You're a submissive bitch by nature and I almost haven't the heart to nut my watermark overtop of your horned rim coke bottles, ya fucking prozac addicted Friends fanatic.
See how easy that was, Faggo C? Easier than your dad catching a "landlubber" in his fishnets down at the docks. You should've stayed down at the wharf, shrimp, now you've got nothing to show for your efforts but a bruised psyche and rugburned knees. You just got owned in an effortless fashion you showtune singing ass eater.
 
havoc said:
I'm downright impressed that you could even pry yourself away from the tweezer induced masturbation marathon in honor of the My Little Pony slideshow now playing in a ViewMaster near you,

Now THAT was impressive....

C
 
Hey, Havoc it's the otherway around sweetheart, I humilated you. If I wanted some comeback I'd wipe it off your chin, you filthy mongol cocksucking leech. The good part of you dripped down your mothers ass, why don't you buy a gun and fix your face. Oh and pussy from cats don't count, so why don't you go out a buy a hooker or maybe you just like ass? I'll tell you what, I'll buy you a hooker and a guy and they'll bend over and EF can take bets on which one you are going to fuck first; either one I'm sure it'll be the ass first. On the flower of life you are merely a cumdrop on the stem, you gyno bosom pushup wearing lipstick boy george toe worshipper. The only way you get salvation is by getting drunk everynight and then trying to sober up by having little children sponge wash you while you attach nipple clamps and eat twizzlers you one-eyed sucking nob addict. When you try to piss the liquor out you piss on your nuts cause your dick is so small from the vigorous masturbation sessions, excuse me, I mean from the "pussy" you get. If you saw a chick naked the first thing you'd check is if she's sporting wood inbetween her legs, looks like you got fucked in the ass, now step down before I stump another mudhole on your malignant deformed genepool.
 
Bro, I'm starting to worry about you... you have now used the word "fuck" "cocksucking" "children" "naked" and "ass" in the same flame....

"naked".... "children"... "cocksucking".... "fuck" ... in ... "ass"???

Dude, this is getting creepy... Ok, I'm outta here.

C

Franco C said:
Hey, Havoc it's the otherway around sweetheart, I humilated you. If I wanted some comeback I'd wipe it off your chin, you filthy mongol cocksucking leech. The good part of you dripped down your mothers ass, why don't you buy a gun and fix your face. Oh and pussy from cats don't count, so why don't you go out a buy a hooker or maybe you just like ass? I'll tell you what, I'll buy you a hooker and a guy and they'll bend over and EF can take bets on which one you are going to fuck first; either one I'm sure it'll be the ass first. On the flower of life you are merely a cumdrop on the stem, you gyno bosom pushup wearing lipstick boy george toe worshipper. The only way you get salvation is by getting drunk everynight and then trying to sober up by having little children sponge wash you while you attach nipple clamps and eat twizzlers you one-eyed sucking nob addict. When you try to piss the liquor out you piss on your nuts cause your dick is so small from the vigorous masturbation sessions, excuse me, I mean from the "pussy" you get. If you saw a chick naked the first thing you'd check is if she's sporting wood inbetween her legs, looks like you got fucked in the ass, now step down before I stump another mudhole on your malignant deformed genepool.
 
I must say, havoc seems to have more snappiness and creativeness, while franco seems to have more anger and curse words. To flame someone without cussing much requires command of the English language.
"Must see TV was an order from NBC", thats classic man.
 
Franco C said:
Stop riding havoc's cock, and do make more of your nyc boy impressions. :idea:

How about some Franco C impersonations??? I could take a picture of myself naked with a bunch of little boys... eerrrr wait a minute... that might be a legal dilemma... Guess I shouldn't go there...

Any suggestions of how to do an impersonatoin of Franco C???

Note: Franco C is this year's NYC boy!!! Yippie!!!

C
 
My 1 year old daughter thought a sticky was in order
 
Franco C said:
Well, apparently the consensus at EF is you're a seasoned flamer. I'm not sure which meaning of the word "flamer" was implied - I'll go with the latter. I assume your histrionic bullshit attempt to refute and retort my posts will contain: An attempt to deride with myth-like libel idiosyncrasies; That being said my miscreant friend; take your dick out of the vaccum and let the nonage begin! This better be good, so don't waste my motherfucking time. :)


I hope this is your warm-up....
 
Franco C is seeing more clown time than Bozo on tbs up in here. Dude havoc has the creative touch you have a affinity to using alot of curse words and random thoughts without a specific topic to settle upon. You use alot of words to bad they are mostly fuck,shit ass cunt and the such. So far Havoc-1 Franco-0

Drizz
 
havoc said:
3 easy installments of a saudering iron and $19.95.

Its all fun and games till someone misspells a word. I'm surprised Havoc did it, He usually never does. Must have been the frenzied ass whippin he was tossin on Franco C.

Solder
 
Kahn said:


Its all fun and games till someone misspells a word. I'm surprised Havoc did it, He usually never does. Must have been the frenzied ass whippin he was tossin on Franco C.

Solder
My fault, I was in a hurry.

Franco C, you have some good thoughts, but as some said, you have to place them carefully, you did good at this game and seem to be a forerunner of the flaming game if you practice a bit. Good job. I am done with this thread, none of Franco C's posts actually deemed any sort of response from me, but I felt generous. peace
 
Also, I would like to add that anyone who agrees or thinks something is funny, etc etc is not riding a dick, its just the obvious truth, quit the hating, its not necessary and is as transparent as the saran wrap undies some of you wear. peace
 
havoc said:
Also, I would like to add that anyone who agrees or thinks something is funny, etc etc is not riding a dick, its just the obvious truth, quit the hating, its not necessary and is as transparent as the saran wrap undies some of you wear. peace

It is not the acknowledgement that something is funny, it is the immediate declarations of superiority that your thrall of lemmings seem to post whenever you grace a thread.

You have to admit that there is legion of wanna-be havocs waiting to wipe your ass around here.
 
havoc said:

My fault, I was in a hurry.

Franco C, you have some good thoughts, but as some said, you have to place them carefully, you did good at this game and seem to be a forerunner of the flaming game if you practice a bit. Good job. I am done with this thread, none of Franco C's posts actually deemed any sort of response from me, but I felt generous. peace

Well, fuck fuck fuck! :) Was fun, thanks for playing.
 
Havoc wins. No need for a poll. And I don't really know who he is, I haven't been paying attention.

Franco, it's pretty embarrassing to be the one calling out and still get punked.

Now for the analysis:

Franco, you relied too much on sheer revulsion. Injecting cum into your upper lip is not funny. A tweezer induced masturbation marathon to My Little Pony is. Cool flame war, guys (my first :) )very entertaining.

JC
 
Again, Franco C did a solid job, had me laughing for sure. Puc, sorry you have that outlook, its not intended or purposeful. peace
 
I just like Havoc's posts better because you don't need a copy of Roget's thesaurus and Encyclopedia Britannica to read them.
 
ONCE U BUTT RAMMED A HILL BILLY AND SHE HAD A BABY AND HER BABY WAS NAMED COUSIN BO AND IT WAS FAT AND THEN IT LIKED HAVOC AND HAD SEX WITH HIM AND ITS DICK FELT GOOD IN HAVOC ASS AND THEN IT JIZZIMED AND HAVOC DRANK THAT SHIT RIGHT UP AND HE LIKED IT AND THIS HAPPENED LIKE 5600 TIMES AND HAVOC GOT ALL OBESE AND SHIT FROM COUSIN BO'S JIZZIM AND THEN HE HAD TO WHEEL HIS GUT AROUND ON A WHIELBERROW AND HE COULDNT SEE HIS DICK AND HE COULDNT REACH HIS DICK AND SO COUSIN BO WOULD CLEAN IT FOR HIM AND ONE TIME COUSIN BO HAD A SEIZURE AND COUSIN BO BIT THAT DICK AND HAVOC STARTED RUNING AROUND AND SCREAMING AND HIS DICK WAS HURTING AND BLEEDING AN SHIT AND COUSIN BO WAS LIKE SORRY SORRY DUDE IM SO SORRY I BIT YOUR DICK AND HAVOC WAS LIKE FUUUUUUCK FUUUUUCK SQUEEEEAL AND IT WAS REAL FUNNY AND HAVOC STARTED RUNNING AND AS HE RAN AND RAN HIS GUT GOT SMALLER AND SMALLER SOON HE WAS IN CALGARY AND THE GUT WAS GONE AND THEN COUSIN BO COMES TO PICK HIM UP IN THE TRUCK AND HAVOC COULD SIT IN THE CAB AGAIN INSTEAD OF THE BACK AND HE NOTICED A BLOND HAIR ON THE PASSENGER SEAT AND HAVOCS LIKE WTF AND COUSIN BOS LIKE OH SHIT AND HAVOC BEATS THE SHIT OUT OF COUSIN BO AND THE COPS PICKED HIM UP BUT HAVOC SUCKED GOOD DICK SO THEY LET HIM GO THE END
 
superdave said:
I must say, havoc seems to have more snappiness and creativeness, while franco seems to have more anger and curse words. To flame someone without cussing much requires command of the English language.
"Must see TV was an order from NBC", thats classic man.

Exactly my point. I think franco just throws in a big word every now and then just to make himself sound intelligent, but don't let my comment stop you two from flaming, you are both better than me.
 
Zirakzigil said:
ONCE U BUTT RAMMED A HILL BILLY AND SHE HAD A BABY AND HER BABY WAS NAMED COUSIN BO AND IT WAS FAT AND THEN IT LIKED HAVOC AND HAD SEX WITH HIM AND ITS DICK FELT GOOD IN HAVOC ASS AND THEN IT JIZZIMED AND HAVOC DRANK THAT SHIT RIGHT UP AND HE LIKED IT AND THIS HAPPENED LIKE 5600 TIMES AND HAVOC GOT ALL OBESE AND SHIT FROM COUSIN BO'S JIZZIM AND THEN HE HAD TO WHEEL HIS GUT AROUND ON A WHIELBERROW AND HE COULDNT SEE HIS DICK AND HE COULDNT REACH HIS DICK AND SO COUSIN BO WOULD CLEAN IT FOR HIM AND ONE TIME COUSIN BO HAD A SEIZURE AND COUSIN BO BIT THAT DICK AND HAVOC STARTED RUNING AROUND AND SCREAMING AND HIS DICK WAS HURTING AND BLEEDING AN SHIT AND COUSIN BO WAS LIKE SORRY SORRY DUDE IM SO SORRY I BIT YOUR DICK AND HAVOC WAS LIKE FUUUUUUCK FUUUUUCK SQUEEEEAL AND IT WAS REAL FUNNY AND HAVOC STARTED RUNNING AND AS HE RAN AND RAN HIS GUT GOT SMALLER AND SMALLER SOON HE WAS IN CALGARY AND THE GUT WAS GONE AND THEN COUSIN BO COMES TO PICK HIM UP IN THE TRUCK AND HAVOC COULD SIT IN THE CAB AGAIN INSTEAD OF THE BACK AND HE NOTICED A BLOND HAIR ON THE PASSENGER SEAT AND HAVOCS LIKE WTF AND COUSIN BOS LIKE OH SHIT AND HAVOC BEATS THE SHIT OUT OF COUSIN BO AND THE COPS PICKED HIM UP BUT HAVOC SUCKED GOOD DICK SO THEY LET HIM GO THE END

You are sick, man.
 
el cubano said:


You are sick, man.

ONE OF THE COPS WAS CUBANO AND HE WAS THE ARRESTING OFFICER HE BRINGS HAVOC INTO THE STATION HAVOCS LIKE WTF HE HAD IT COMING HE WAS DICKING AROUND WITH ANOTHER GUY AND CUBANO TAKES OFF HIS WIG AND HES LIKE IM THAT OTHER GUY AND HAVOC GETS ALL PISSED AND TAKES A SWING AT CUBAON BUT HE MISSES AND SHATTERS CUBANOS POLICE ACCADEMY JISM TROPHY THAT HE WON FOR MOST MASTERBATION IN THE BUNKHOUSE AND CUBANO GETS REALLY REALLY PISSED THAT WAS AN IMPORTANT ACHIEVEMENT AND HE WHIPS OFF HIS TROUSERS AND HES WEARING THESE NASTY ASS BRIEFS AND HES LIKE SUCK THIS DICK HAVOC YOU BREAK MY SHIT YOU GOTTA PUT SOME TIME IN ON THE OL WHUPPIN STICK SO HAVOC STARTS SUCKING AND YOU REMEMBER HE SUCKED OFF COUSIN BO LIKE 5600 TIMES SO HES A RALLY GOOD DICK SUCKER BY NOW HE MILKS THAT SHIT AND CUBANO CUMS 4 TIMES IN 1 HOUR A FEAT HERETOFOR THOUGHT MEDICALLY IMPOSSIBLE AND HAVOC DRINKS ALL THAT SHIT DOWN ITS THE LEAST HE CAN DO FOR BEING SUCH A FUCKWIT AND CUBANO IS HAVING SO MUCH PLEASURE HES LIKE JUST GO DUDE DONT KICK ANYONES ASS ANY MORE AND CUBANO FALLS INTO HIS CHAIR AND STARTS FUCKING HIS HAND AND HAVOC WALKS OUT A FREE MAN BUT THE NEXT DAY HES FAT AGAIN HE HAD FAT MEMOERY FROM THE JISM AND APPARENTLY THE MERE ACT OF EATING 4 JISMS MAKES HIM FAT AGAIN OR MAYBE IT WAS THE DONUT MOLECULES ANYWAY HAVOCS FAT AND HE HAS TO FIND A JOB SO HE BECOMES A GREASE MONKEY COZ HE DOESNT HAVE TO MOVE HIS GUT MUCH FOR THAT JOB AND HE LIVES THERE FOR A WHILE HIS MO IS ONE FOR YOU ONE FOR ME CASTROL SYNTEC IS NOT GOOD FOR A MANS HEART HE HAS CONGESTIVE HEART FAILURE AT AGE 44 CAUSED BY TOO MUCH JISM AND TOO MUCH ENGINE OIL WHAT A WAY TO LIVE
 
Citruscide said:


Short, sweet, to the point... as flames should be. :)

C



havoc said:
I'm downright impressed that you could even pry yourself away from the tweezer induced masturbation marathon in honor of the My Little Pony slideshow now playing in a ViewMaster near you, but what's getting "tossed" here is your purple colored cabbage salad at an alarming rate, live on the Home Shopping Network for 3 easy installments of a saudering iron and $19.95, plus shipping & handling. You're a greasemonkey who likes it "on the rim and out the door" and has more mileage than the Michelin Man. You're a sacless popped hemmorhoid on the collective ass of humanity who bows his head shamefully and dutifully plops down on his urine drenched sofa every night because he thinks "Must See TV" is an order from NBC. I won this callout the moment you flipped up your Moulin Rouge miniskirt, exposing your bare Mickey D's approved "billions and billions served" happy meal, and screamed "come and get me boys!" You're a submissive bitch by nature and I almost haven't the heart to nut my watermark overtop of your horned rim coke bottles, ya fucking prozac addicted Friends fanatic.
See how easy that was, Faggo C? Easier than your dad catching a "landlubber" in his fishnets down at the docks. You should've stayed down at the wharf, shrimp, now you've got nothing to show for your efforts but a bruised psyche and rugburned knees. You just got owned in an effortless fashion you showtune singing ass eater.


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Citrus.. you lost me on that one.
 
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