bblazer
Banned
So I go to the gym today and there are a group of plumbers in there pulling three of the toilets out. Being a friend of mine I ask the manager what all the action was about. He went on to explain that they had been having increasing problems with clogged or slow toilets and no amount of plunging or use of the snake would keep them clear.
He then showed me what the problem was.
When the plumbers pulled the toilets they were able to get a look into the P trap from the other side. Jammed inside were used fucking syringes. Because they were just long enough and rigid they couldn't pass through the trap and just would hang there catching hold of "things" as they passed.
Needless to say, management is not pleased...
I have two things to say on this subject.
1) You have no right on this Earth to be using juice if you are so stupid to flush your fucking pins. Especially in a place like a gym where juice users like to congregate. If you do this you are a douchebag, and I hope you get a fucking abscess.
2) If I catch anyone doing this, I am going to grab a few of the good bros at the gym and we are going to use you for target practice as we drop the 100lb plates we hide in the back on you from the top of the squat rack (you know, that big iron contraption that you never use you chicken legged fuck).
Seriously.
B-
He then showed me what the problem was.
When the plumbers pulled the toilets they were able to get a look into the P trap from the other side. Jammed inside were used fucking syringes. Because they were just long enough and rigid they couldn't pass through the trap and just would hang there catching hold of "things" as they passed.
Needless to say, management is not pleased...
I have two things to say on this subject.
1) You have no right on this Earth to be using juice if you are so stupid to flush your fucking pins. Especially in a place like a gym where juice users like to congregate. If you do this you are a douchebag, and I hope you get a fucking abscess.
2) If I catch anyone doing this, I am going to grab a few of the good bros at the gym and we are going to use you for target practice as we drop the 100lb plates we hide in the back on you from the top of the squat rack (you know, that big iron contraption that you never use you chicken legged fuck).
Seriously.
B-