Have you ever...

[WarriorPL]

.. taken such a violent poo that you felt guilty for doing something wrong afterwards? Well i did tonight, and I still feel like i did something wrong.

 

[onerepmaximum]

Happiness is having to flush twice.

 

[slickdadd]

replace guilty with elated and then I'm on board.

 

[Taps]

me too, except replace elated with sexually aroused.

 

[bdog527]

me too except replace sexually aroused with vulnerable and ashamed

 

[WarriorPL]

this thread has officially gone down the toilet (lol toilet.. i crack myself up)

 

[Bullit]

me too except replace vulnerable and ashamed with full and satiated.

 

[Stryc-9]

me too except replace full and satiated with angry and somewhat philosophical.