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Have any of you ever slapped someone or gotten a slap? I've seen it happen but I've never done it or had it done to me.
Let me hear them cool stories!
Let me hear them cool stories!
Have you ever?
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I once almost got slapped by a bish who was trying to pick a fight with me, she kept yelling and cursing to provoke me, my idiot boyfriend at the time started egging me on to fight her so I just turned to him and said "gross, it would be so disgusting to touch her". Bitch lost her shit and launched at me but her boyfriend caught her and dragged her away.
I never touch or strike, I know better than that.
I also highly enjoy offending assholes without using profanity.
Yes and yes
WoodyO
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Cuz we still boys?
My mother slapped me across the face on more than a few occasions for lip/attitude that most parents would give children a reprimand, time out or have a privilege removed, from childhood all the way up to my late 20s (mom could have her moments and we lived together). I grew up in a hit first, think later household 
I've even had a backhand across the face from daddy (that was because I was shoving him off my mother, whom he was stomping to death).
My mother-in-law slapped me or punched me across the face the second week I was married to my first husband. She was a psycho with substance abuse issues (I didn't know that at the time). She got into a fight with my husband and had been screaming at him, non stop, for over 45 minutes. Not lying. This woman had a voice you could hear five BIG houses away. Shit would just go through your skull. Anyway, I'd sort of hit my limit and got tired of listening to my husband being verbally castrated and stepped between them literally asking her to take a break and calm down a little. POW. I hadn't touched her, hadn't insulted her. Just raised my voice enough to get over her fucking mouth. I did have both my hands raised, but I speak with my hands a little, it was as in "calm down".
So, she cracked me and caught me good in the nose and that's the one place where if I get hit I absolutely lose my shit and see complete red. I was totally shocked and went for her. My husband had me off the ground in his arms before I could think but I still got my hand in her hair, which was in pincurls. I refused to let go, he tore my hand out of her hair along with a huge hunk of hair and probably some scalp.
As we were living with her at the time, and had no money at all and no where else to go, I had to abjectly grovel to beg her forgiveness. She still iced the hell out of me but let us stay. Luckily my husband punched me in the eye a few weeks later so she started warming up to me when she saw my shiner.
I've also been punched in the face by men, hard enough to be dropped, twice; once by my father (that one was seriously unfair, I was doing exactly what he told me to do and the result was exactly what I told him it would be and he told me to go ahead anyway) and once by my first husband (see above).
Cool enough?
I've even had a backhand across the face from daddy (that was because I was shoving him off my mother, whom he was stomping to death). My mother-in-law slapped me or punched me across the face the second week I was married to my first husband. She was a psycho with substance abuse issues (I didn't know that at the time). She got into a fight with my husband and had been screaming at him, non stop, for over 45 minutes. Not lying. This woman had a voice you could hear five BIG houses away. Shit would just go through your skull. Anyway, I'd sort of hit my limit and got tired of listening to my husband being verbally castrated and stepped between them literally asking her to take a break and calm down a little. POW. I hadn't touched her, hadn't insulted her. Just raised my voice enough to get over her fucking mouth. I did have both my hands raised, but I speak with my hands a little, it was as in "calm down".
So, she cracked me and caught me good in the nose and that's the one place where if I get hit I absolutely lose my shit and see complete red. I was totally shocked and went for her. My husband had me off the ground in his arms before I could think but I still got my hand in her hair, which was in pincurls. I refused to let go, he tore my hand out of her hair along with a huge hunk of hair and probably some scalp.
As we were living with her at the time, and had no money at all and no where else to go, I had to abjectly grovel to beg her forgiveness. She still iced the hell out of me but let us stay. Luckily my husband punched me in the eye a few weeks later so she started warming up to me when she saw my shiner.
I've also been punched in the face by men, hard enough to be dropped, twice; once by my father (that one was seriously unfair, I was doing exactly what he told me to do and the result was exactly what I told him it would be and he told me to go ahead anyway) and once by my first husband (see above).
Cool enough?
WoodyO
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You didn't seem laid back while eFighting with Pdaddy.
My mother slapped me across the face on more than a few occasions for lip/attitude that most parents would give children a reprimand, time out or have a privilege removed, from childhood all the way up to my late 20s (mom could have her moments and we lived together). I grew up in a hit first, think later household
My mother-in-law slapped me or punched me across the face the second week I was married to my first husband. She was a psycho with substance abuse issues (I didn't know that at the time). She got into a fight with my husband and had been screaming at him, non stop, for over 45 minutes. Not lying. This woman had a voice you could hear five BIG houses away. Shit would just go through your skull. Anyway, I'd sort of hit my limit and got tired of listening to my husband being verbally castrated and stepped between them literally asking her to take a break and calm down a little. POW. I hadn't touched her, hadn't insulted her. Just raised my voice enough to get over her fucking mouth. I did have both my hands raised, but I speak with my hands a little, it was as in "calm down".
So, she cracked me and caught me good in the nose and that's the one place where if I get hit I absolutely lose my shit and see complete red. I was totally shocked and went for her. My husband had me off the ground in his arms before I could think but I still got my hand in her hair, which was in pincurls. I refused to let go, he tore my hand out of her hair along with a huge hunk of hair and probably some scalp.
As we were living with her at the time, and had no money at all and no where else to go, I had to abjectly grovel to beg her forgiveness. She still iced the hell out of me but let us stay. Luckily my husband punched me in the eye a few weeks later so she started warming up to me when she saw my shiner.
I've also been punched in the face by men, hard enough to be dropped, twice; once by my father (that one was seriously unfair, I was doing exactly what he told me to do and the result was exactly what I told him it would be and he told me to go ahead anyway) and once by my first husband (see above).
Cool enough?
Awww. I'm really sorry to hear all of that. Thats terrible.
:hug:Lol. He tried to bad mouth my wife. He's a bad man on the internet
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My mother slapped me across the face on more than a few occasions for lip/attitude that most parents would give children a reprimand, time out or have a privilege removed, from childhood all the way up to my late 20s (mom could have her moments and we lived together). I grew up in a hit first, think later household
My mother-in-law slapped me or punched me across the face the second week I was married to my first husband. She was a psycho with substance abuse issues (I didn't know that at the time). She got into a fight with my husband and had been screaming at him, non stop, for over 45 minutes. Not lying. This woman had a voice you could hear five BIG houses away. Shit would just go through your skull. Anyway, I'd sort of hit my limit and got tired of listening to my husband being verbally castrated and stepped between them literally asking her to take a break and calm down a little. POW. I hadn't touched her, hadn't insulted her. Just raised my voice enough to get over her fucking mouth. I did have both my hands raised, but I speak with my hands a little, it was as in "calm down".
So, she cracked me and caught me good in the nose and that's the one place where if I get hit I absolutely lose my shit and see complete red. I was totally shocked and went for her. My husband had me off the ground in his arms before I could think but I still got my hand in her hair, which was in pincurls. I refused to let go, he tore my hand out of her hair along with a huge hunk of hair and probably some scalp.
As we were living with her at the time, and had no money at all and no where else to go, I had to abjectly grovel to beg her forgiveness. She still iced the hell out of me but let us stay. Luckily my husband punched me in the eye a few weeks later so she started warming up to me when she saw my shiner.
I've also been punched in the face by men, hard enough to be dropped, twice; once by my father (that one was seriously unfair, I was doing exactly what he told me to do and the result was exactly what I told him it would be and he told me to go ahead anyway) and once by my first husband (see above).
Cool enough?
I meant a slap out of indignation or something, not full on domestic violence. Domestic violence is not funny
WoodyO
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Actually the MIL one was indignation, believe it or not. How dare I have the audacity to suggest she stop screaming at roughly the Db level of a 747 taking off and calm down a little!I meant a slap out of indignation or something, not full on domestic violence. Domestic violence is not funny
You just asked for face slap stories, you didn't qualify things!
Since you've never been hit in the face you don't know how you'll react. Maybe you will be so shocked you're just frozen, but maybe you'll do what a lot of us do, see red and try to tear the offenders head off by their ears
WoodyO
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I totally decked my ex-wife once. It was completely an accident though.
I was sleeping and apparently having a nightmare or something. She said my fist were clenched and I was making noises. She said she shook me and I decked her and sent her flying off the bed. I never woke up from it, but I did bruise the fuck out of her shoulder though.
I was sleeping and apparently having a nightmare or something. She said my fist were clenched and I was making noises. She said she shook me and I decked her and sent her flying off the bed. I never woke up from it, but I did bruise the fuck out of her shoulder though.
I heard the same story from Java
My mother slapped me across the face on more than a few occasions for lip/attitude that most parents would give children a reprimand, time out or have a privilege removed, from childhood all the way up to my late 20s (mom could have her moments and we lived together). I grew up in a hit first, think later household
My mother-in-law slapped me or punched me across the face the second week I was married to my first husband. She was a psycho with substance abuse issues (I didn't know that at the time). She got into a fight with my husband and had been screaming at him, non stop, for over 45 minutes. Not lying. This woman had a voice you could hear five BIG houses away. Shit would just go through your skull. Anyway, I'd sort of hit my limit and got tired of listening to my husband being verbally castrated and stepped between them literally asking her to take a break and calm down a little. POW. I hadn't touched her, hadn't insulted her. Just raised my voice enough to get over her fucking mouth. I did have both my hands raised, but I speak with my hands a little, it was as in "calm down".
So, she cracked me and caught me good in the nose and that's the one place where if I get hit I absolutely lose my shit and see complete red. I was totally shocked and went for her. My husband had me off the ground in his arms before I could think but I still got my hand in her hair, which was in pincurls. I refused to let go, he tore my hand out of her hair along with a huge hunk of hair and probably some scalp.
As we were living with her at the time, and had no money at all and no where else to go, I had to abjectly grovel to beg her forgiveness. She still iced the hell out of me but let us stay. Luckily my husband punched me in the eye a few weeks later so she started warming up to me when she saw my shiner.
I've also been punched in the face by men, hard enough to be dropped, twice; once by my father (that one was seriously unfair, I was doing exactly what he told me to do and the result was exactly what I told him it would be and he told me to go ahead anyway) and once by my first husband (see above).
Cool enough?
I'd start practicing witchcraft too.
I used to beat the hell out of my first husband in my sleep! Not from nightmares, I'd just haul off and belt him, throat chop him, crotch punch (seriously). I guess my subconscious was acting out my feelings because I've never struck out at my current husband.
Faizakafez
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I wish I could slap you back to mexico -fgt
Does it take the piss?
ISIS (my wife) cold cocked me in the ear hole while we were waiting for our table in the lobby at a busy restaurant. I was baked and we were talking about something stupid and I said "No, you idiot" really loud or something and she was sitting next to me and next thing i know i feel this big thud on the side of my head and remember thinking "Hmmm did she just deck me in the head? That was interesting...."
WTF am I supposed to do in Mexico? hang out with your short ass equals?
Faizakafez
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visit your family
Can A Toll?
PICK3
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classy!
Shut the fuck up bitch.
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Truth, I can remember hiding in the barn or fields and praying for help, a sign, anything. Just something to give me hope. I couldn't understand how God or Jesus or the angels couldn't show me a little compassion. I began to lose any possibility of belief in organized religion around age 9.I'd start practicing witchcraft too.
And before you ask, I have since had prayers answered, I was just going about it the wrong way, hense being Wiccan.
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Butt can Wiccans build fine hand made furniture, sew a quilt, or shoe a horse?
or get fed to lions
No, I used to have a very colorful sex life! Which is why I'm sure I'm now living the life of a nun.
On another note, I was a rowdy younger person. I grew up in such a strict home that I acted out all over the place. I played a lot of competitive sports which often resulted in fights after a game or during and I've probably been in one or two moments at a bar or party. That would be more punching than slapping.
A slap stings..takes a few seconds for the brain to register and then it's go time!
But now I'm a calm, cool, collected soccer mom who drinks skinny lattes at Starbucks and talks about boring crap and thinks about poking myself in the eye with the stir stick lol
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ololololololol!
It's thanksgiving here this weekend. You can come for supper and stay for dessert too 
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It's thanksgiving here this weekend. You can come for supper and stay for dessert too
^^^
digi is jelly as fug!!!!!!!
We had the Indians
No, they're still here
You'd probably be surprised at how many of them are virtually homesteaders.
Two things I've noticed, get pagans together and it's amazing the high percentage of them that are in the health care industry (not doctors, nursing and other professions), human and social services, teaching, and IT, and the utter lack of bankers and lawyers (I've never met a pagan lawyer or CPA personally, I've been told they exist). Second, also remarkable how many cultivate self reliance, in that they have functioning gardens, do their own food preservation, have chickens, goats and so forth, have solar/geothermal homes, etc.
A higher percentage of pagans also live off their skills, custom made clothing, shoes, wine, mead, drums, hides, skins, leather garments, stained glass, pottery, you name it. Festivals always have a craftsman's row and those people are some variation on pagan.
rainbococksleev
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Who gives a fuck go jerk it to some Thor comics fgt
Can I Loki?
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