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Have you ever tasted your own semen?

Have you ever sampled your own joy juice?

  • YES!! I'm a heterosexual male that's taken a taste. What's the big deal?

    Votes: 69 48.6%

  • NO!! Anybody that would is a sick fuck with issues.

    Votes: 72 50.7%
  • Total voters
    142
casavant

casavant

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So there I am, waxing the crab on my bed, and when my volcano erupts, the first big ribbon of hot magma slaps me right across my lip and left eye. So, I figured it's right there on my lip, and it's mostly protein anyway, why not recycle? There wasn't much taste to mine, but I've heard that can vary widely depending on your diet. One other time, I licked a bit off my girlfriend's stomach just for shock effect. She didn't know quite what to think about that.:D
 
when you drink an entire bucketfull... it is hard to say how much is really your own, and how much is from the other guys....


ewwww... I think I just succeeded in grossing even myself out.
time to put my pants back on
 
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I usually keep my Semen below decks and busy tending to the engines so I can't answer that question.. sorry
 
Y_Lifter

Y_Lifter said:
I usually keep my Semen below decks and busy tending to the engines so I can't answer that question.. sorry
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I didn't make you puke on your office floor this time? DAMMIT!
 
The dreaded "SNOWBALL!" When you get a bj and she goes to kiss you and shoots your wad from her mouth to yours.
 
my buddy was getting head from some chick and right before he busted she used her hand on him to finish him off. He ended up shooting a load directly into his open mouth. It wasn't me by the way.
 
I dated a girl one time that had this habit when kissing, she would blow air back into my lungs..
I don't really know why, but it freaked me out something fierce...
 
The Nature Boy said:
my buddy was getting head from some chick and right before he busted she used her hand on him to finish him off. He ended up shooting a load directly into his open mouth. It wasn't me by the way.
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:lmao:

snowballs the only situation when i could see it happening...same thing could happen to a chick though, wonder how they feel about that
 
The Nature Boy said:
my buddy was getting head from some chick and right before he busted she used her hand on him to finish him off. He ended up shooting a load directly into his open mouth. It wasn't me by the way.
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Sorry, it took me a minute to figure that one out.
 
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No! But many woman have told me my throat yogurt has the taste of a warm banana and strawberry smoothie! Throughout Asia I am known as the banana bukkake fountain!:D
 
JohnnyO said:
It doesn't matter of you are gay or straight, eating your own sperm is yucky.
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Well, I sure as hell wouldn't taste anyone else's. That's just me.

Try putting some on your popcorn sometime.:D I know you like the low fat variety- to my knowledge semen is low in fat and high in protein.
 
landed on your lip my ass!!! Just admit you wanted to know it what it tasted like and you made a point of licking it off your hand:rolleyes:

ps. I do find it ironic that the one "openly" gay guy finds this thread gross:D
 
casavant said:
That's when you do the dreaded "mudball". Force feed her your still-warm feces.
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Actually that is known as a hot-carl.
 
LOL .. the tasters are one vote below the non-tasters .. I had NO idea. This is one for the Kinsey Report.
 
yes, when i perform the perfect circle, i swallow.

that way when my girl sez, "why dont you try it", i can say i have.
 
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spongebob said:
yes, when i perform the perfect circle, i swallow.

that way when my girl sez, "why dont you try it", i can say i have.
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Hmmm...clever thinking
 
casavant said:


But aren't you gay? Seriously.
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You took the words out of my mouth bro.

BTW, does semen really have protien in it? What about carbs, and if so, what is thier GI rating?
 
casavant said:
So there I am, waxing the crab on my bed, and when my volcano erupts, the first big ribbon of hot magma slaps me right across my lip and left eye. So, I figured it's right there on my lip, and it's mostly protein anyway, why not recycle? There wasn't much taste to mine, but I've heard that can vary widely depending on your diet. One other time, I licked a bit off my girlfriend's stomach just for shock effect. She didn't know quite what to think about that.:D
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Nope, never tasted my own cum
 
I like to stay dehydrated for a couple of days, so the junk is good and chunky when it comes out. Then I spread it on a fine piece of sourdough bread and add some ham and velveeta. I then slap on another piece of bread and throw it in one of those handy-dandy little grill cheese makers. You know, those ones that make you hot sandwiches in a jiffy. Three minutes later and you have a tasty snack with texture and taste that is second to none!!
 
Balls of Steel said:


You took the words out of my mouth bro.

BTW, does semen really have protien in it? What about carbs, and if so, what is thier GI rating?
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Semen has a lot of protein (proportionate to its weight). I once saw the entire rundown of what it contained in the Playboy Advisor. There's a lot of minor ingredients, also.
 
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My girl makes me whenever I cum in her mouth. Very often. Not bad but.... She kisses me and then finishes her mouth full!
 
casavant said:
So there I am, waxing the crab on my bed, and when my volcano erupts, the first big ribbon of hot magma slaps me right across my lip and left eye. So, I figured it's right there on my lip, and it's mostly protein anyway, why not recycle? There wasn't much taste to mine, but I've heard that can vary widely depending on your diet. One other time, I licked a bit off my girlfriend's stomach just for shock effect. She didn't know quite what to think about that.:D
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are you going for the world record.. take out a tape measure next time.. that is quite a distance...:p
 
bondgirl2217 said:
all you guys out there should try a taste.. it does not taste very good.. why do we always need to taste the bad stuff:xeye:
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Hmmm... this really doesn't apply to you, bond, but alot of women out there have that "not so fresh" taste/smell around their private areas too... it ain't all that great either.

However, I cannot complain with my current situation. ;)

C
 
bondgirl2217 said:
all you guys out there should try a taste.. it does not taste very good.. why do we always need to taste the bad stuff:xeye:
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What Citrus said. A pussy is not always the freshest thing.
 
Hot Off the Tap

I've been eating my own load for as long as I remember ... off of tits, in a 69 after sex, snowballs, etc. Tastes fine to me, and to my girls. :)
 
Wasnt there some weirdo on here who gave himself a facial to see what it was like a couple years back?
 
Interesting that men are so creeped out by tasting their own cum... even the gay dudes. WTF is up with that?

Do women have a similar hang-up? I LOVE to lick my cum off of my husband's lips/beard.... tastes yummy. :)
 
BIKINIMOM said:
Interesting that men are so creeped out by tasting their own cum... even the gay dudes. WTF is up with that?

Do women have a similar hang-up? I LOVE to lick my cum off of my husband's lips/beard.... tastes yummy. :)
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BTW - is there some sort of great moral issue with a wife stating that her husband pleasures her this way and that he does it often and that she is thrilled about it?

If not then, why would it be humorous? I mean don't ALL MEN pleasure their wives this way? :whatever:
 
casavant said:
So there I am, waxing the crab on my bed, and when my volcano erupts, the first big ribbon of hot magma slaps me right across my lip and left eye. So, I figured it's right there on my lip, and it's mostly protein anyway, why not recycle? There wasn't much taste to mine, but I've heard that can vary widely depending on your diet. One other time, I licked a bit off my girlfriend's stomach just for shock effect. She didn't know quite what to think about that.:D
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im lost for words. I will past on tasting my semen, LOL
 
Whether or not I have tasted it is not the question..The question is was how big of a gun do you have to have to get me to admit it if I did? I had a buddy of mine admit he got it in his eye...who the fuck admits that? Doesn't anyone know sometimes you just gotta Shutup!!


lol

I love coming up looking like a glazed donut. But my ex hated it so I always had to wipe off before I came out of the cave. She tasted fucking amazing and now I am all hungry n shit....props to the hetero man who said hey what does my dick taste like...AND Admitted it in open forum!
 
rediculus said:
Whether or not I have tasted it is not the question..The question is was how big of a gun do you have to have to get me to admit it if I did? I had a buddy of mine admit he got it in his eye...who the fuck admits that? Doesn't anyone know sometimes you just gotta Shutup!!


lol

I love coming up looking like a glazed donut. But my ex hated it so I always had to wipe off before I came out of the cave. She tasted fucking amazing and now I am all hungry n shit....props to the hetero man who said hey what does my dick taste like...AND Admitted it in open forum!
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LMAO @ looking like a glazed donut!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
HodgeMN said:
or a cleveland steamer...
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or a hot lunch...or a chili dog...or a pasadena mudslide...

i got a taste of my boys licking her nipple last night after i exploded all over her tits. i didn't consciously taste it though. we real men don't do it for us.... only b/c it gets them off. cuz the ladies love it goddammit.
 
I like to hold all the pussy juice in my mouth, then kiss the girl when im done. They get all grossed out.
 
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