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Have you ever seen cats doing it?
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RaZor Ramon
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I've seen cats but the female never looked like that when she was getting it. Maybe the male cat didn't know what he was doing.
hamstershaver
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rsnoble-im-back
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actually that's pretty common, having lots of cats i've seen it often.
rsnoble-im-back
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a much more weird pic would've been the time I was lying on my back under the car changing oil and my great dane wrapped his front legs around my lower waist and started pounding me and I literally felt his red rocket jamming my right upper thigh. I had to literally punch the fuk out of him to get him off-and I was trapped under the car. Not good. Not good at all.
hamstershaver
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sounds like my sex lifeWhiskey said:
rsnoble-im-back
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Whiskey said:
so do the male bottom cats. not joking.
rsnoble-im-back
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actually--I am convinced many of you just haven't wittnessed cats fuking at all--if u had you would see this as common. The male hops on her back, she lies down in submission, and he bites her neck and whispers in her ear your going to take this cock or im gonna leave teeth marks.
What? did u think cats do the good 'ole missionary position??? lol.
What? did u think cats do the good 'ole missionary position??? lol.
chewyxrage
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I don't think any animals do it missionary cept humans
chewyxrage
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Wootoom said:
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rsnoble-im-back
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Us doods need peckers like racoons. They are bent at an angle and actually hook the female into place so she cant escape. And actually if you weren't aware a racoon pecker actually is a bone. For real. I learned this in my trapping days. It's made out of the same substance as pearl and you can polish it. I used to polish them and put them on cheap 50cent gold chains and sell them left and right to KU students for $25.00 each.
rsnoble-im-back
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rsnoble-im-back said:
Of course a couple of my more notable scams was the time I worked in a printing plant that had no air conditoned and I got free salt tablets from 1 of the machines on the wall and sold them to the stoned fork lift drivers for $5.00 each as speed. They were like "damn that was good--I want another." And the time at the same place I picked up brown stone in the gravel parking lot, put it on a cheap chain and sold it to some stoner for $10.00 as a petrified dino poop necklace.
Whiskey said:
Yeah, 'cause the male cat's penis has barbs on it. It goes in easy, but comes out with difficulty. That little jab as he exits is what signals her to ovulate. So, the first tomcat who takes her will NOT be the father, unless he gets another chance.
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Ulcasterdropout
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No. Never have...
chewyxrage
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Mr. dB said:
God damn! So the next ones keep tearing her up too? Sucks to be a female cat.
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Ulcasterdropout
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then being human sucks.Mr. dB said:
