Have you ever just wished...

[Raptorex]

I would go down to St. Catherine's for a brew and a dance!

 

[blueta2]

what hurts? the body or the mind?

Today...both!

 

[blueta2]

I would go down to St. Catherine's for a brew and a dance!

like a lap dance? Can I bring my D-Gun?

 

[ksharp01]

It is VERY hard dealing with other ppl's personalities all day. I am usually very calm and diplomatic but today this guy just burned me.
The funny part, the guys in my dept hear me swearing in my office and giggle. I just told them about the D-gun and they LOL!
At least I am damn funny ;-)
I'll send you the D gun for the lady with the 1000 blue trucks!

okay send to

12345 Sharp Rd
Denham Springs, LA

check will follow

Me<---------wuvs you man!!

 

[blueta2]

okay send to

12345 Sharp Rd
Denham Springs, LA

check will follow

Me<---------wuvs you man!!

Nah, it will be a freebie and I will send 10lbs of chocolate also, just cuz me wuvs u too ;-)

 

[musclemom]

you had a gun that would disintegrate ppl on contact?!
I swear my job is so stressful and the people here are such IDIOTS that I am beside myself when they approach me with something.
One ahole just calls me from the receiving dept asking me where his "stuff" is. First off "What stuff" I place 100's of orders a day (I'm a buyer) and then he says "You're fucking wasting my time" then hangs up in my face!
So I imagine going to see him and saying (picture a female Rambo) "who was wasting who's time dirt bag" and then hitting him with the laser gun and he would disintegrate
Come on....we've all felt this right?
Am I going to hell for feeling this? I guess I would see half of EF there right?..hehe !
My avi so explains my feelings today!

Yes, yes I have ... I made one of my few life rules then, too, it goes as follows:

"When you find yourself regularly sitting at your desk and fantasizing about walking into said job with a fully loaded automatic weapon, and using aforementioned weapon to obliterate every fucking mutherfucking son of a bitching asshole at work, then is it time to start mailing out resumes pronto."

Seriously, that's my personal dealbreaker. When I start thinking I can justify homicide on the job, it's time for a new job.

 

[blueta2]

Yes, yes I have ... I made one of my few life rules then, too, it goes as follows:

"When you find yourself regularly sitting at your desk and fantasizing about walking into said job with a fully loaded automatic weapon, and using aforementioned weapon to obliterate every fucking mutherfucking son of a bitching asshole at work, then is it time to start mailing out resumes pronto."

Seriously, that's my personal dealbreaker. When I start thinking I can justify homicide on the job, it's time for a new job.

Well my D-gun is really only plastic..haha!
I think WE ALL fantasize about this shit on bad days....I can't even kill an ant. I am way too nice...ugh!
I owned a biz b4 this and may go back that route. For now, I will have to meditate and pay the bills. I will lose many yrs of seniority and benefits. No excuses though...I think the universe is telling me to move on.

 

[heatherrae]

you had a gun that would disintegrate ppl on contact?!
I swear my job is so stressful and the people here are such IDIOTS that I am beside myself when they approach me with something.
One ahole just calls me from the receiving dept asking me where his "stuff" is. First off "What stuff" I place 100's of orders a day (I'm a buyer) and then he says "You're fucking wasting my time" then hangs up in my face!
So I imagine going to see him and saying (picture a female Rambo) "who was wasting who's time dirt bag" and then hitting him with the laser gun and he would disintegrate
Come on....we've all felt this right?
Am I going to hell for feeling this? I guess I would see half of EF there right?..hehe !
My avi so explains my feelings today!

zapping is too easy. They would feel no pain. I usually envision grabbing balls and SQUEEZING or ripping off boobs, depending on the gender of the offender, of course.

 

[Raptorex]

like a lap dance? Can I bring my D-Gun?

Dance is an ancient art for relaxtion, its a beautiful thing

 

[pdaddy]

you had a gun that would disintegrate ppl on contact?!
I swear my job is so stressful and the people here are such IDIOTS that I am beside myself when they approach me with something.
One ahole just calls me from the receiving dept asking me where his "stuff" is. First off "What stuff" I place 100's of orders a day (I'm a buyer) and then he says "You're fucking wasting my time" then hangs up in my face!
So I imagine going to see him and saying (picture a female Rambo) "who was wasting who's time dirt bag" and then hitting him with the laser gun and he would disintegrate
Come on....we've all felt this right?
Am I going to hell for feeling this? I guess I would see half of EF there right?..hehe !
My avi so explains my feelings today!

you suck