Have you ever dumped your signicant other so you wouldn't have to

[slobberknocker]

LOL, thats so George Costanza

 

[Devastation]

purchase her/him a gift. Then gotten back together after the holidays?

before i got married, i SERIOUSLY always considered this before birthdays and Christmas.


i did do it two different times for valentine's day however

 

[plornive]

I have absolutely stopped seeing girls (forever) so that I would not have to buy them anything. It's a good reason to get it over with. I wouldn't do it if I didn't already want to end it.

 

[SupraHero]

If your serious your a cheap douchebag, if not it's still not really funny

Then I guess i'm a cheap douchebag in the 9th degree. Dumped my ex 2 weeks before her birthday, got back together a couple months later, then dumped her 3 weeks before christmas. Fuck buying gifts for some slot that is going to do nothing but keep being a pain in the ass in the future.

I dump before birthdays and christmas, bitches arn't getting shit from me on valentines day or sweetest day either fuck those hallmark holidays. Why spend money on others when I can spend it on myself??

 

[spin721]

Wow! I am glad that I am not the only one who has thought about this. Those are some funny as hell comments!

 

[The Red Dragon]

Then I guess i'm a cheap douchebag in the 9th degree. Dumped my ex 2 weeks before her birthday, got back together a couple months later, then dumped her 3 weeks before christmas. Fuck buying gifts for some slot that is going to do nothing but keep being a pain in the ass in the future.

I dump before birthdays and christmas, bitches arn't getting shit from me on valentines day or sweetest day either fuck those hallmark holidays. Why spend money on others when I can spend it on myself??

He's got a point

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

lol

 

[rjl296]

no

 

[DeepZenPill]

I was thinking about breaking up with a girl before Christmas, and I realized it would be an added benefit that I wouldn't have to buy her a gift. Luckily she preemptively broke up with me. Good. She was Jewish so I didn't want to buy a gift for a heathen who doesn't believe in my Lord anyway.

 

[sigweed]

thats funny cause yesterday i was thinking about what im gonna get the gf for xmas, and i thought of doing exactly that (as a joke of course)