have you ever been Knocked Out?

[Sub-Zero]

I have been knocked out twice in my life

1. Was on the farm when a 15 foot steel gate got caught on the tractor, bowed back, flew back, hit a compost wall then came swinging back nailing me from behind.

I don't even remember it. I remember waking up about 20 feet from where I was having my dad laughing hysterically while saying "Are you alright?".

2. I was drunk and hit some dude over the head with a beer bottle. (didnt break). Me and my buddy got thrown out the front doors and the other two guys got thrown out the back doors.

Well they came around and was coming at us, which I was standing ready to whoop some ass. This gigantic roided bouncer came running up behind me and plowed his shoulder into my back knocking me forcefully to the asphalt breaking out 5 of my teeth, lacerations, and unconscious. I woke up for a short time, passed out, then rewoke in the hospital.

Neither of those were fun.

lol did the bouncer get in trouble? i would have found him, and hurt him

 

[jh1]

The button. Fighters will know what I'm talking about

So, you're a fighter?

 

[-SD-]

The button. Fighters will know what I'm talking about

Joe Rogan loves using that word when yakking about the ufc fights he covers. I keep waiting for that guy who calls the fights with him to elbow him on the button to shit him the fuck up.

 

[Cal_21]

I have been knocked out twice in my life

1. Was on the farm when a 15 foot steel gate got caught on the tractor, bowed back, flew back, hit a compost wall then came swinging back nailing me from behind.

I don't even remember it. I remember waking up about 20 feet from where I was having my dad laughing hysterically while saying "Are you alright?".

2. I was drunk and hit some dude over the head with a beer bottle. (didnt break). Me and my buddy got thrown out the front doors and the other two guys got thrown out the back doors.

Well they came around and was coming at us, which I was standing ready to whoop some ass. This gigantic roided bouncer came running up behind me and plowed his shoulder into my back knocking me forcefully to the asphalt breaking out 5 of my teeth, lacerations, and unconscious. I woke up for a short time, passed out, then rewoke in the hospital.

Neither of those were fun.

fucking ouch dude.

 

[crazyjoe]

Joe Rogan loves using that word when yakking about the ufc fights he covers. I keep waiting for that guy who calls the fights with him to elbow him on the button to shit him the fuck up.

Joe is a former World Tae Kwon Do champion , and in pretty good god damn shape.

 

[-SD-]

Joe is a former World Tae Kwon Do champion , and in pretty good god damn shape.

i dont care. still needs to call fights better.

 

[Sub-Zero]

Joe is a former World Tae Kwon Do champion , and in pretty good god damn shape.

not to mention pretty funny too

 

[alien amp pharm]

so you have fake teeth?

Yeppers

and scars too.

It may be hard to picture, but I use to fight a lot when I was young and dumb. This "bouncer" incident was the only one I ever lost. (yeah I know "everybody on the internet can fight")

Well I could, but I stopped after getting my teeth knocked out. It showed me that no matter how tough I thought I was, there was always some chance of something happening out of my control. Wether it be sucker punched, stabbed, shot, gang beat, etc.

It's simply not worth it.

 

[NateNeedsFatToMuscle?]

Lmao @ so you have fake teeth!

I have been Ko'd once from a sucker punch by a well known boxer in my city at the club. he coulda kicked my ass head up but this motherfucked used my drunk ass for target practice I was fresh out of prison so I was drunk as fuuuuuuuuuck my boy was about to fight one of his people Im just standing behind this foo sneeks around and let me have it from side behind I was out for a min. broke 3 bones in my face I still cant feel my gums. He found out I wasent just some ol dor and tried to apologize through the grapvine talkin about he dont wanna beef he got kids? I cant liie thou I have ko people both head up and by sucker punch so I cant plame him too much I deserved it. but my homies and cosins are less forgiving they want revenge like a mofo I told em dont trip its not worth it lol he live right by me too.

 

[-SD-]

Lmao @ so you have fake teeth!

I have been Ko'd once from a sucker punch by a well known boxer in my city at the club. he coulda kicked my ass head up but this motherfucked used my drunk ass for target practice I was fresh out of prison so I was drunk as fuuuuuuuuuck my boy was about to fight one of his people Im just standing behind this foo sneeks around and let me have it from side behind I was out for a min. broke 3 bones in my face I still cant feel my gums. He found out I wasent just some ol dor and tried to apologize through the grapvine talkin about he dont wanna beef he got kids? I cant liie thou I have ko people both head up and by sucker punch so I cant plame him too much I deserved it. but my homies and cosins are less forgiving they want revenge like a mofo I told em dont trip its not worth it lol he live right by me too.

Sounds like quite a life youve carved out for yourself bor.