Have you ever been ABDUCTED?

[jackangel]

no? me neither.

shit.

 

[feisty11975]

lol

 

[MattTheSkywalker]

lol

 

[Evil_Frisky]

no? me neither.

shit.

DUDE!

 

[jackangel]

bump for t boy

 

[Deterass]

I was obstructed once,i went to the doctor and he told me to buy an enema.

 

[feisty11975]

Not that I recall..

 

[theoak01]

almost when I was little,but not by aliens,some creepy fuck in the grocery store when I was shopping with my grandma,I dont remember much but she does

 

[Zebo]

Here you go bro.....

http://www.stopabductions.com/

Good luck.....

 

[feisty11975]

Here you go bro.....

http://www.stopabductions.com/

Good luck.....

oh my!!! where do ya'll find all this shit? lol

 

[Choderboy]

i was abducted by aliens then they let me go

 

[coldblue1955]

did i mention that i'm from a parallel universe? Another earth.

 

[*MissFit*]

twice

 

[JustJacked]

Ive been abducted by the 'Bumb sqaud'. Those faggots are trying to spread their homosexuality.

 

[Megalomaniac]

I got drunk once and found myself next to a really large women in the morning. She let me go though.

 

[LoneTree]

Yes, by aliens, who did anal probing on me.

 

[chewyxrage]

No I've never used the abducter machine

 

[jackangel]

I got drunk once and found myself next to a really large women in the morning. She let me go though.

lol

 

[madbomber31]

YES I WAS... honest...

i think i was like 4 (the rest is still VIVID to me)... my mom needed vacuum bags and we stopped at this little hardware store in brighton MI... she ran in leaving me in the car... the window on the driver said was down about 4 inches or so (not a lot at all) and my biological dad (who i plan on killing one day) came running up to the car, grabbed me, yanked me through the window (i got a few scrapes, nothing much) and gave me to his buddy as he drove away.... next thing i remember is kicking the dashboard like mad and then hearing "OH SHIT, the cops"... then i was in a police car playing with the sirens while darrell got arrested...

cant wait to kill him, good times ahead.

 

[jackangel]

YES I WAS... honest...

i think i was like 4 (the rest is still VIVID to me)... my mom needed vacuum bags and we stopped at this little hardware store in brighton MI... she ran in leaving me in the car... the window on the driver said was down about 4 inches or so (not a lot at all) and my biological dad (who i plan on killing one day) came running up to the car, grabbed me, yanked me through the window (i got a few scrapes, nothing much) and gave me to his buddy as he drove away.... next thing i remember is kicking the dashboard like mad and then hearing "OH SHIT, the cops"... then i was in a police car playing with the sirens while darrell got arrested...

cant wait to kill him, good times ahead.

yes but you now own a copy of daredevil #15, so i think it all worked out nicely

 

[BUBBLES]

close to being abducted
I was in grade 10 and one day i was walking home from school when a guy with a white van started slowing down and gestured for me to jump in, he stopped to get out of the car but i started running ...

 

[madbomber31]

ya, and it taught my mom not to leave me in the fucking car anymore....

the 70s... people were silly then.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

almost. i was posting some really funny shit on EF once (as usual) and a black Sienfeld helicopter was hovering outside. i think they wanted to grab me and squeeze me for material

damn jews. those mofos will do anything