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I'm tired of hearing people say "Have a nice day" or "Have a good one".
It should be changed to "Have a nice Penis".
First off, it gets peoples attention.
Second it fits every situation.
You say this to a straight guy he thinks you care enough about him to wish his Penis well. That or he will be the shit out of you and call you a moronic cocksucking fag. Either way they know your there.
You say this to a gay guy he thinks you care enough about him to the point that you want him to enjoy a good sex life. That or he will try to hump you and you will have to beat the shit out of him or take it up the ass. Once again you've been noticed!
You say this to a straight woman and she thinks that you care enough about her to wish her a nice penis for her orgasmic pleasures. That or she will have you arrested or beat you with a brick laden hand bag. You got it....face time baby!!!
You say this to a lesbian just add in an adverb like Purple-Jelly and you let them know you care about their double dildoing orasmic fits. The Lesbian won't misunderstand you but she will taughnt you if she is hot saying things like "Don't you just wish you could have this hot box of mine?" etc.
It should be changed to "Have a nice Penis".
First off, it gets peoples attention.
Second it fits every situation.
You say this to a straight guy he thinks you care enough about him to wish his Penis well. That or he will be the shit out of you and call you a moronic cocksucking fag. Either way they know your there.
You say this to a gay guy he thinks you care enough about him to the point that you want him to enjoy a good sex life. That or he will try to hump you and you will have to beat the shit out of him or take it up the ass. Once again you've been noticed!
You say this to a straight woman and she thinks that you care enough about her to wish her a nice penis for her orgasmic pleasures. That or she will have you arrested or beat you with a brick laden hand bag. You got it....face time baby!!!
You say this to a lesbian just add in an adverb like Purple-Jelly and you let them know you care about their double dildoing orasmic fits. The Lesbian won't misunderstand you but she will taughnt you if she is hot saying things like "Don't you just wish you could have this hot box of mine?" etc.
