Have a drink on me.

[biteme]

I'm having a cup of strong coffee to see if I can get motivated enought to get out of the house and meet some women. Think it will work?

 

[Paulo]

It fuckin' better.

Go get em' tiger.

 

[jerkbox]

not with coffee breath.

get some altoids before you go out.

 

[Wycked Sceptre]

lol@armchair pimps

 

[Testosterone boy]

I suggest the company of a labrador retriever an d go out when the mood strikes.

 

[from zero]

You should eat some pickles too.

 

[Raina]

I'm just about to crash. I could go for a cup or herbal tea.

 

[gonelifting]

It fuckin' better.

Go get em' tiger.

AAHHHHAAAAAA!!! I knew it. biteme = tiger88

jk bro good luck

 

[biteme]

Coffee worked. I am going to go out around midnight. I figure my chances of getting laid are better close to 2 a.m. Sorry to my future wife, but I've just got to get some pussy. 7 months is way too long.

 

[Wycked Sceptre]

stimulants make your weiner smaller

 

[jerkbox]

Coffee worked. I am going to go out around midnight. I figure my chances of getting laid are better close to 2 a.m. Sorry to my future wife, but I've just got to get some pussy. 7 months is way too long.

try to remember all the details bor, and post pics later.

 

[biteme]

stimulants make your weiner smaller

Bro, when you haven't had any pussy in 7 months, it ain't gonna matter.

 

[Dial_tone]

Going out at midnight on a Monday?

 

[Wycked Sceptre]

Bro, when you haven't had any pussy in 7 months, it ain't gonna matter.

Go man!

be confident and to the point, its your night girl!

 

[biteme]

Going out at midnight on a Monday?

My days off are Monday and Tuesday. I just got a mouthful of coffee grains. Time for a new coffee maker.

 

[Paulo]

Coffee worked. I am going to go out around midnight. I figure my chances of getting laid are better close to 2 a.m. Sorry to my future wife, but I've just got to get some pussy. 7 months is way too long.

The ol' last man standing routine eh?

no shame in that bor. you have extenuating circumstances.

 

[Dial_tone]

I stopped even try to pick up chicks. I just go find a sensual massage chick and pay $150 for a "rub and a tug". They're all porn star gorgeous here in Los Angeles. Beyond that I wait for the occasional hookups with my out of town fuck buddy-ette.

 

[gingersnap]

Just make sure you have condoms

 

[biteme]

The ol' last man standing routine eh?

no shame in that bor. you have extenuating circumstances.

Yes. and Dialtone, I'm thinking about that myself. Afterall a mans got to have his meat and potatoes. I've been on a diet way too long.

 

[biteme]

The hell with it, all it's going to do is get me in trouble. Too many drunks on the road and scumbags in the clubs and those women are just gross. I'll just have to wait until I meet the right woman. Damn I'm getting tired of it though.

 

[Paulo]

You are not going to meet the "right woman", or any woman for that matter, if you stay all holed up in your shack.

I'm only 23 but I do know this.

 

[biteme]

You are not going to meet the "right woman", or any woman for that matter, if you stay all holed up in your shack.

I'm only 23 but I do know this.

Very true. I called my friend tonight who's married to a Russian and told him that he needed to hook me up with a Russian chick. He wants me to go with them the next time they go to St. Petersburg, I think I'll do it this time.