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Has anyone married ever cheated on their spouse with you?
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Buddy_Christ
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went out to a bar one night with a friend. when we got there, he started talking to these 2 fugly chicks. one looked about 50 (she was 49) the other looked mid-30s and was a little heavy on the topside (not large tits, just a little big, she wasn't fat).
the more i drank, the better the top heavy chick looked. at one point i asked her if she was married, because we were off base and a lot of women will go offbase and cheat on their husbands when they are on deployment and what not. she said no, she had been divorced for 2 years. i had another drink and she looked even better.
of course i hit it. i had been in a dry spell and needed to get laid. it was pretty good too.
2 weeks later i was out at the same bar and she showed up. we got drunk and ended up back at her friends place. she told me she was married but that she really liked me and she had been planning on getting a divorce and what not. she had been married for 13 years, 3 kids, and her husband was Gunnery Sargent.
i hit it again though. she did IDB, so how could i say no? it was good too. after that though it was just one of those things i knew i shouldn't do.
oh yeah, she didn't look too good when i woke up with a hangover, but after about 8 beers she was hawT.
the more i drank, the better the top heavy chick looked. at one point i asked her if she was married, because we were off base and a lot of women will go offbase and cheat on their husbands when they are on deployment and what not. she said no, she had been divorced for 2 years. i had another drink and she looked even better.
of course i hit it. i had been in a dry spell and needed to get laid. it was pretty good too.
2 weeks later i was out at the same bar and she showed up. we got drunk and ended up back at her friends place. she told me she was married but that she really liked me and she had been planning on getting a divorce and what not. she had been married for 13 years, 3 kids, and her husband was Gunnery Sargent.
i hit it again though. she did IDB, so how could i say no? it was good too. after that though it was just one of those things i knew i shouldn't do.
oh yeah, she didn't look too good when i woke up with a hangover, but after about 8 beers she was hawT.
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Ulcasterdropout
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Really, fuck an ex con's wife, a couple days before he gets out. Prolly wiser to hit it while he was doing a stint.Razorguns said:i think some chick i know wants me to bone her tomorrow cuz her old man is gettin' out of prison on sunday.
i kid you not.
theoak01
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never have and never will,its just not my thing to mess with someones relationship. I know id flip if it happened to me and I believe in karma so fuck that shit.
and you fuckers cant say oh you would if ya got the chance,cuz I have a shot right now to bone a chick who is in a open relationship and shes smokin,but I aint down with that shit
and you fuckers cant say oh you would if ya got the chance,cuz I have a shot right now to bone a chick who is in a open relationship and shes smokin,but I aint down with that shit
Bikini Mod
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If it isn't you the cheater is fucking... then it will just be someone else.
The married person KNOWS that they are married to begin with. They need YOU to remind them?
I choose not to do the married man route (did it a couple a few and not very proud). Yea, it is guaranteed permanent dating relationship (no pressure to commit or to put up with a man's bullshit - he has a wife for that) but it takes away from your precious time to find someone that is everything you deserve.
Every fucking dude that gives you that "but my wife is frigid and doesnt understand me" bullshit is a straight up teeny-peeny lacking any skillz in bed liar. Can't figure out how a woman consented to marrying him in the first place. Oh yes, nearly forgot - lots of cash, but treats her like shit inside and outside of the bedroom. NYICE! She can have her husband.... am not interested in the least. It is actually pathetic/borderline funny to overhear them talking to their wives on the phone when the wife suspects something is up.
The married person KNOWS that they are married to begin with. They need YOU to remind them?
I choose not to do the married man route (did it a couple a few and not very proud). Yea, it is guaranteed permanent dating relationship (no pressure to commit or to put up with a man's bullshit - he has a wife for that) but it takes away from your precious time to find someone that is everything you deserve.
Every fucking dude that gives you that "but my wife is frigid and doesnt understand me" bullshit is a straight up teeny-peeny lacking any skillz in bed liar. Can't figure out how a woman consented to marrying him in the first place. Oh yes, nearly forgot - lots of cash, but treats her like shit inside and outside of the bedroom. NYICE! She can have her husband.... am not interested in the least. It is actually pathetic/borderline funny to overhear them talking to their wives on the phone when the wife suspects something is up.
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BrothaBill
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Yes, close friend's wife when I was real younger. She got me drunk and she was all over me. They were separated though. I couldnt face my friend for three days and we were basically roommates and comic writers at the time, the humor was hard to come by after that.
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