Has anyone ever seen MOJO's before pic?

[gotmojo]

It just occurred to me that I may have never posted my before pic.

My Mom had taken this pic right after a "workout". I am so embarassed because my room was a mess and you can totally see that ugly tattoo on my chest that my sister gave me. I am going to get it coverred up soon, with like kittens in a basket or something.

Oh, and ladies, I know you are going to see some names on my wall o' love, please don't hate. Remember that this was a before pic and I was new to EF so I didn't get a chance to wade through the membership pool like I have been lately. I know that feelings can be fragile, and MOJO is no stranger to matters of the heart, so you all can be rest assured that all of MOJO's regular Ho's (You know who you are!) will still get their usual invites to my Tuesday night "Tickle Party" and "Craft Jamboree"....Wait 'til you see what I have planned for next week!

Well, what do ya think? I've come a long way and I owe it all to EF!!!

 

[heatherrae]

OH God! HILARIOUS!

 

[gotmojo]

OH God! HILARIOUS!

I got it going on!

 

[perkele]

lol

 

[Spartacus]

stimulantX really works eh?

 

[alien amp pharm]

Exactly how I pictured you

 

[Gymgurl]

Nice sock

 

[SoKlueles]

dang you covered up my name with cb's pic

 

[obiwan9962]

lol
whole lotta photoshopping going on there
good stuff bro

 

[stilleto]

gives a whole new meaning to "sock puppet".

 

[Frisky]

Exactly how I pictured you

you wacked one out to that pic didn't you...

 

[pdaddy]

lmfao @ the CB and Halle poster

 

[foreigngirl]

lol..you fooled me

 

[chefbone]

Damn that is some funny shit

 

[i am what i am]

Lmfao

 

[feisty11975]

It just occurred to me that I may have never posted my before pic.

My Mom had taken this pic right after a "workout". I am so embarassed because my room was a mess and you can totally see that ugly tattoo on my chest that my sister gave me. I am going to get it coverred up soon, with like kittens in a basket or something.

Oh, and ladies, I know you are going to see some names on my wall, please don't hate. Remember that this was a before pic and I was new to EF so I didn't get a chance to wade through the membership pool like I have been lately. I know that feelings can be fragile, and MOJO is no stranger to matters of the heart, so you all can be rest assured that all of MOJO's regular Ho's (You know who you are!) will still get their usual invites to my Tuesday night "Tickle Party" and "Craft Jamboree"....Wait 'til you see what I have planned for next week!

Well, what do ya think? I come a long way and I owe it all to EF!!!

Sexy baby. I'd do ya!

 

[Mr. dB]

You're not fooling anyone, that pic was taken this morning.

 

[Lumberg]

nice stimulantX stash, almost as big as my wife's

 

[Lestat]

hahahahahahah!!!!!!!! great way to start my workday, laughing out loud.

 

[Frisky]

Sexy baby. I'd do ya!

dude... do you record that shit and just play it random?

 

[gotmojo]

Exactly how I pictured you

I'm glad to hear it! That means my true personality is coming through loud and clear!

Nice sock

Not so much a sock, as much as it is, an old friend...

dang you covered up my name with cb's pic

My Dearest Klu,

I apologize, it was done on purpose. We all know that Hammy is one of the most sensitive people to ever run across, and I just couldn't cause him that kind of pain by letting him see your name. Understand that ours is something that was just not meant to be. But know this, you will always hold a special place in my SOCK!

lol
whole lotta photoshopping going on there
good stuff bro

Photoshop HELL! This is an honest snippet of MOJO's life, frozen in time for all to enjoy and gain inspiration from.

gives a whole new meaning to "sock puppet".

The kiddies ain't gonna see this one on Sesame Street.....Boy, the stories it could tell.

you wacked one out to that pic didn't you...

Feel free, one and all to pleasure yourselves to this photo. It's not like it hasn't been done before.......Right Heatherrae and coldblue.

For real, I don't mind. Hell, looking at it myself gives me a tingle in my bottom.

lol..you fooled me

Sorry about that FG, it is a whole lotta man to take in all at once though.....Am I right, or am I right!

Sexy baby. I'd do ya!

That's great to hear! Cuz I've done you several times already....you just weren't there for it.

You've just been added to the Tuesday night invite list.

You're not fooling anyone, that pic was taken this morning.

No, for real Db...It was taken a couple of years ago. I am much thinner now.

nice stimulantX stash, almost as big as my wife's

I couldn't live without the stuff. I mix the caps in with my nightly mac and cheese, and believe it or not, it makes a mighty fine sundae topping as well.

hahahahahahah!!!!!!!! great way to start my workday, laughing out loud.

Hey Lestat....There is still room on the wall o' love for another name...If ya know what I mean.

***Announcement***​

I couldn't wait until next week to let you all in on the surprise! It's official! MOJO's Tuesday night "Tickle Party" and "Craft Jamboree" will from now on be known as MOJO's ALL NUDE Tuesday night "Tickle Party" and "Craft Jamboree" please make a note of it.

Also, Ladies, please communicate with each other so you can figure out who is responsible for bringing the deli platter this time. We don't want a repeat of last week, do we? My cat still hasn't recoverred. One last thing....please remember to bring your own lube. I can't keep supplying those that forget, because when I do that it shortens my supply for the rest of the week. And just as a common courtesy, please make sure that all lube is unscented, as the artificial scent of some brands can be irritating to those that are more sensitive than the rest of us.

Thank you,

MOJO

 

[feisty11975]

dude... do you record that shit and just play it random?

You find one place where I have eva posted that statement before and I will suck your tits!

 

[gotmojo]

You find one place where I have eva posted that statement before and I will suck your tits!

 

[SoKlueles]

ok your right, thanks for protecting me

 

[wootoom]

jacked bro

 

[Wulfgar]

You must spread some Karma around before giving it to gotmojo again.

 

[jenscats5]

AWESOME!!

Oh and I'm bringing a veggie tray & hummus this time.....

 

[Cutiebaby]

damn kid you are ripped.

 

[feisty11975]

ummmm That k message... hell I don't even know what to say but

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

lmao, awesome product placement!

 

[Sassy69]

Dude - you partied w/ THE GEORGE SPELLWIN & got him to sign your wall??? WOW! Next time for sure I WANT HIM TO SIGN MY BOOBS!

Oh yea, can I bum some of your Stim X? I ran out.

 

[gotmojo]

You find one place where I have eva posted that statement before and I will suck your tits!

I thought it was about to go down!!!!

Save it for Tuesdays ladies!

ok your right, thanks for protecting me

It's the least I could do for the girl that showed me the "Super Samurai Scrotum Twist!"

Ummm, maybe it's a good idea you keep Hammy away from this thread....Just sayin'.

AWESOME!!

Oh and I'm bringing a veggie tray & hummus this time.....

Veggies and Hummus? Hmmm.... Interesting.

Would this be for refreshment or recreational purposes? Awww, hell, either way is fine. Surprise me!

damn kid you are ripped.

jacked bro

I work out ya know.

ummmm That k message... hell I don't even know what to say but

Saying you'ld do me is always welcome!

lmao, awesome product placement!

Gotta pay the bills. Living in the kind of luxury you see in the pic doesn't come cheap my friend.

Just like George taught me, Get the dough before the Ho!

Dude - you partied w/ THE GEORGE SPELLWIN & got him to sign your wall??? WOW! Next time for sure I WANT HIM TO SIGN MY BOOBS!

Oh yea, can I bum some of your Stim X? I ran out.

No prob! You should know better than to have to ask. You are a staple at MOJO's parties, consider your bewbs signed! I'm sure George will find a way to make a buck or two from it.

The StimX is yours! I know you are good for it! Remember the last time...We took it and you got your foot caught in the swing that was just installed over the bed and then........

This reminds me...

***ANOUNCEMENT***​

All waivers are due back in by next Tues. no exceptions! Remember, they are just standard forms that say in case of accidental death, dismemberment, or injury in general, both psychological and physical while using any and all toys, props, and livestock while participating in funtime activities, neither you nor your family members can sue "MOJO's ALL NUDE Tuesday Night Tickle Party and Craft Jamboree". That is all.

Thank you,

MOJO