HappyScrappy

[HighIntensity]

have you scouted out the social structure of your new office yet?

Do they notice you yet?

after I get my job, the first day I plan on wearing a Gordan Gekko like suit, sunglasses, hair messy and nothing but "yes im the cool guy" exudeing from my smile.

Also I plan on liveing up the office with a little racial rummor and perhaps inform the guys about my steriod usage...

also I will randomly do pushups in my cubical from time to time...
(look bigger for the ladies, you can hit on them right? I love work because getting dates is so easy.)

money shot

 

[HappyScrappy]

as long as you have a tank top on underneath the suit and shake hands as hard as you can, I'm sure you will be golden.

 

[HighIntensity]

someday I hope we work together?

are you off gear for life?

 

[spongebob]

would you two get a room for christ' sake's.

 

[HighIntensity]

would you two get a room for christ' sake's.

you want in?

 

[spongebob]

you want in?

well i guess since your asking, yes but no double penetration.

 

[the nature boy]

well i guess since your asking, yes but no double penetration.

prude.

 

[Lestat]

Seriously... Happy Scrappy, HighIntensity, and The Nature Boy.. you guys should be writers for sitcoms and movies and shit, you're that good.

You put people like decem, dballer, etc to shame.

 

[HappyScrappy]

lestat, you are just too easily amused

and yeah HI, I'm off for good. I'm mentally where I want to be now, which was not at all the case with the drugs. can't say if the drugs caused it, or if I went to them due to where I was - but either way, the drugs did nothing good for my overall health.

 

[HighIntensity]

Seriously... Happy Scrappy, HighIntensity, and The Nature Boy.. you guys should be writers for sitcoms and movies and shit, you're that good.

You put people like decem, dballer, etc to shame.

thanks for the compliment, but I am not as good as either Happy or NB both very good comics...

like happy once said I hit a homerun once out of ever 10 tries...(maybe a little better odds)

 

[Puc]

one gq wanna be
one socially inept computer nerd
and one closet case homo.

hmmm... i am usally pretty good at titling things....

how boat...

"WE ARE GAY AS FUCK DICKWEEDS"

it would have to be on hbo.

 

[Puc]

i could be fucked out of my mind and still out think you.

 

[Puc]

i think you stole that line from havoc.

go ahead, dipshit, ride his cock.

i personally think thinking on your own is overrated. It is much easier to just follow the cool kids around the schoolyard.

 

[HighIntensity]

i think you stole that line from havoc.

go ahead, dipshit, ride his cock.

i personally think thinking on your own is overrated. It is much easier to just follow the cool kids around the schoolyard.

If we add you in the mix, then we fill our "cracked out perinal fuck-up" quota

 

[Puc]

lol... i have never done crack.

with you hot mofos, i'd be happy being on the spooge mop-up crew.

 

[HighIntensity]

lol... i have never done crack.

who are you fooling, dude youv busted more cracks the anal assployer himself.

 

[Puc]

nope... ive tried coke a couple times... lots ghb, pot, lots of ephedrine... oxys valium, vicoden.... i tried x once but my effexor (anti d) negated it.

i was more of a pharm-tard kitchen chemist type than ghetto/redneck

remember, you all mock me for the raver scene, and ravers don't do crack. at least keep your innane flames consistent...

(it amuses me that 1/2 of this board think i am a skinny x head and the other half think i am chubby and out of shape)

 

[HighIntensity]

nope... ive tried coke a couple times... lots ghb, pot, lots of ephedrine... oxys valium, vicoden.... i tried x once but my effexor (anti d) negated it.

i was more of a pharm-tard kitchen chemist type than ghetto/redneck

remember, you all mock me for the raver scene, and ravers don't do crack. at least keep your innane flames consistent...

(it amuses me that 1/2 of this board think i am a skinny x head and the other half think i am chubby and out of shape)

make no mistake I know your fat.

 

[spongebob]

It could debut on FOX...

It would be called "Cubicle Spaces"



Starring HappyScrappy as Bill Gates' gossiping secretary.

HighIntensity as James Dean's twin brother

Spongebob as "the Man Who can Never find his stapler because HS stole it."

that reminds me when me and happy used to work at mr. boushey's cajun boudan stand and happy would always play hide the sausage when mr. b was not around.

 

[saint808]

you need cornholio to make a cameo as the clumsy waiter.

 

[spongebob]

nope... ive tried coke a couple times... lots ghb, pot, lots of ephedrine... oxys valium, vicoden.... i tried x once but my effexor (anti d) negated it.

i was more of a pharm-tard kitchen chemist type than ghetto/redneck

remember, you all mock me for the raver scene, and ravers don't do crack. at least keep your innane flames consistent...

(it amuses me that 1/2 of this board think i am a skinny x head and the other half think i am chubby and out of shape)

your nothing but a drug head. this is no place for drugs, we are trying to live a healthy lifestyle. "nobody wants to buy your drugs around here louie."

 

[68GT350]

nope... ive tried coke a couple times... lots ghb, pot, lots of ephedrine... oxys valium, vicoden.... i tried x once but my effexor (anti d) negated it.

i was more of a pharm-tard kitchen chemist type than ghetto/redneck

remember, you all mock me for the raver scene, and ravers don't do crack. at least keep your innane flames consistent...

(it amuses me that 1/2 of this board think i am a skinny x head and the other half think i am chubby and out of shape)

So what are you, then?

 

[sigweed]

your nothing but a drug head. this is no place for drugs, we are trying to live a healthy lifestyle. "nobody wants to buy your drugs around here louie."

i agree with you completely, but c'mon... y'know, the whole ILLEGAL STEROID thing?