Here is how YMK spent his birthday....
Woke up at 8:00 am and went to the gym. Came home and destroyed left over pizza. Purchased overpriced video game system. Watched Super Bowl while stinking up the bedroom with his pizza farts. Spent four hours playing Metal Gear Solid 2 - Sons of Liberty [after 'someone' popped $80.00 for the game and memory card] while being bossed around by a 6 year old, know it all video game addict. Passed out with remote control in hand...
What a life......