I doubt your statement about being allergic to peanut butter is true. I have it from a very good source that you were covered - head to toe - in it on New Years Eve. You prompty shouted "All You Can Eat" and satisfied the small gathering.
Need even more? You danced semi-naked on top of a coffee table, wanted to play "Find The Kitty Cat" with several people and found a new use for the electric toothbrush.
Again, I say TEASE since I wasn't invited, invoved or called to help out. All I got was a crummy phone call ... even then all I heard was moaning.
Tease.