handshakes vs sneezes

[hanselthecaretaker]

Handshakes transmit viruses seven times more effectively than sneezes do.


......soooo, I think the next time I meet someone, I might as well have them sneeze at me instead.

 

[SoreArms]

I have given up handshakes and I now strictly greet people with wet willies

 

[lickin lollypops]

That's why I carry hand sanitizer...

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

That's why I carry hand sanitizer...

Never know when you'll need it

 

[jrlex]

I got and easier way. just roll up your fist and put it out there. no hand shaking involved.

 

[H_T_]

leprosy was transfered predominately by exchanging money. i made it a point to tell the strippers i worked with that story every time i saw them with a dollar in their mouth.

 

[Raptorex]

Handshakes transmit viruses seven times more effectively than sneezes do.


......soooo, I think the next time I meet someone, I might as well have them sneeze at me instead.

I prefer to sneeze in their hand.

 

[jnevin]

I prefer titty twisters. Handshakes are too personal.

 

[H_T_]

i greet most women by grinding on them from the back.

 

[foreigngirl]

....or grabbing the balls

 

[lickin lollypops]

Never know when you'll need it

Your so right! Never know when you'll have dirty hands

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

good replies, cool replies....

 

[powerslave]

Punch to the mouf, slap up side of head, headbutt, atomic elbow.