the funny thing is it is not against the law to text and drive unless your under 18. but they can pull you over for "being distracted while driving"hog#head#cheese said:I guess texting and driving is a big no,no
PuddleMonkey said:Fuck whoever sold you a computer!!!!!
AztecWarrior said:I'd pay someone lots of money to glue your hands together, so you can't type.![]()
PuddleMonkey said:Just do me a favor and glue them to my penis. Thats where they can be found most of the time anyway.
Any hot date tonight?PuddleMonkey said:But you are into men.
silverstar1025 said:Any hot date tonight?
PuddleMonkey said:Not tonight, I need to catch up on sleep.
silverstar1025 said:aww you can't hang. lol!! Maybe you should just get married since the sex isn't as frequent![]()
PuddleMonkey said:
silverstar1025 said:Wow! lol
PuddleMonkey said:These internet bishes are no different than the strippers I'm use to.
silverstar1025 said:They all dirty 30's?
PuddleMonkey said:Most are late 20's or early 30's, she's only 24 though.
silverstar1025 said:I want to see what your dating site pic is that you used.
PuddleMonkey said:Its just a pic of my penis.
silverstar1025 said:Seriously?
PuddleMonkey said:lol no, would any dating site let me get away with that?
Besides craigslist![]()
PuddleMonkey said:lol no, would any dating site let me get away with that?
Besides craigslist![]()
PuddleMonkey said:
PuddleMonkey said:lol you tards, thats not me.
silverstar1025 said:Duh! Give me the real thing or else!
PuddleMonkey said:lol or else what?
you wanna read my profile too?
I don't even have an earphone yet. My phone is ancient; not sure if I want to get an earphone and holster for my POS phne or get a new phone with bluetooth earphone.sixxtoes said:it's the start of the new law here in cali today of hands free for cell phones, and my dumb ass roommate just walked in with a ticket. Sucka!
PuddleMonkey said:But you are into men.
jackangel said:bluetooth that ass, dt. i have the jawbone. which i never use.
PuddleMonkey said:hello? why aren't you responding to my PM?
dammit, I gotta go jog shortly.
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