HamsterHider

[satanic goatslayer]

Have you ever thought of hiring someone to remove your eyeballs with a rusty pair of forceps?

You could get the gold package, where the contractor would burn your hair off with an aerosol can, scalp you and sprinkle salty spices on your brain. Lobotomy with toothpicks is optional. After this, the wo/man would amputate all of your appendages with an old hacksaw, hopefully tetanus will make an appearance. Then to finish it off, you would be strung up and a team of four would attempt to pierce your armpits and lungs with arrows.

Interested?

 

[smallmovesal]

i think you should take the man up on his offer hamsterhider

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Salibanjotin.

 

[SleepingFist]

I have thought about it...only

 

[smallmovesal]

bump

 

[HamsterHider]

I like the burning my hair off part. what would such a opertation cost me? maybe i could just donate the black baby

 

[WarriorPL]

Salibanjotin??

 

[Tha One CrumCake]

Bump.

 

[Tha One CrumCake]

Bump.