All units be advised, we have a possible 211 of the Kitchen in progress. Suspect is about 6'0", 225 pounds. Possibly with gyno. The other suspect is unknown, except for his name: GARZA
Suspects are armed and dangerous. Full auto fork and knife, both are wearing heavy napkins.
So I was Code red at wincells donuts, when a perp ran at me yielding a 18inch black dong yelling die falacio face die. I took out my .40 and rattled 7 rounds into his fallic symbol. so the radio was code red and everyone heard the commotion. they were like that must be darktooth cause he has the 18inch black dong. I said no I am code 4 with a BMA and he looks to be like a WMA in his avatar. so we ran code and left.