Halloween joke ;o)

[ck2006]

A man was walking home alone late one foggy night,
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>> Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog h e makes out
>> the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the

>> street toward him.
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>> Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket
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>> FASTER...
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>> He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door,
>> rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him.
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>> However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of
>> the casket clapping
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>> on his heels, the terrified man runs.
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>> Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His
>> heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in
>> sobbing gasps.
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>> With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.
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>> Bumping and clapping toward him.
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>> The man screams and reaches for something, anything,
>> but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup!
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>> Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...
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>> (hopefully you're ready for this!!!)
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>> The coffin stops
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[Sassy69]

God. Can I blow my head off now? LOL my best friend from HS who always forwards crap to me just sent that this afternoon.

 

[ck2006]

God. Can I blow my head off now? LOL my best friend from HS who always forwards crap to me just sent that this afternoon.

I thought it was cute, hee hee!

 

[HiDnGoD]

I thought it was cute, hee hee!

!!! I'll tell that one to the prudes at work & save the dirty ones for here.

 

[sbt2082]

You're a nut

 

[Sassy69]

Yea its cute - its just that I get like 10 of those types of "cute" things w/ like 100 "FW: FW: FW: FW: RE: RE: RE: *subject*" every day from this girl. Its like she just discovered email or something. Egads.

 

[SgtSlaughter]

lol

 

[ck2006]

Yea its cute - its just that I get like 10 of those types of "cute" things w/ like 100 "FW: FW: FW: FW: RE: RE: RE: *subject*" every day from this girl. Its like she just discovered email or something. Egads.

Yeah, I get those too, and I get the same one from 5 different people, but I only forward the ones that I think are funny, which I suppose they are doing the same and so on and so on.....

 

[jpt]

why could the skeleton get the witch pregnant??

beacause he had a Hollow-weeny BLAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

 

[*Bunny*]

You are silly jp...

CK I had to think for a sec...

 

[ck2006]

why could the skeleton get the witch pregnant??

beacause he had a Hollow-weeny BLAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

hee hee

Knock knock....

whos there....

boo.....

boo woo......

Now why you cryin

(joke from my 4 year old)

I LOVE IT!

 

[jpt]

damn just looked back...it should have been couldn't

i love halloween....The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some